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The Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something
else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always
something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I
arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently
for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute,
and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
limp.
Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband.

2007-08-06 09:24:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Not funny. Too true to life. I still need my cane!

2007-08-06 10:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by MensaMan 5 · 1 0

I would have fixed the damn mower and given her a toy to play with while she watched my sweat covered body mow that damn lawn.

But first I have to get all these damn horses that keep getting shot out of the way. Why do they always dump them on my lawn anyways!?

2007-08-06 11:19:33 · answer #2 · answered by bummer101467 <2HeartKnight> 4 · 2 0

.´*•.¸Wow.•* !!!! That was fun-tas-tic! I freaking love that one!! It's soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! HAHAAHA HAHAHAHAHAAA! Here's a Star for making me LMFAO!!!

2007-08-06 09:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

makes sense

2007-08-06 09:32:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO.. nice...

I would have just mowed the damn lawn.. sheesh

2007-08-06 09:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thanks - I'll send you the bill when I get the computer screen back.... I spit a mouthful of coffee at it laughing!

2007-08-07 01:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Durga sings the classics 6 · 0 0

the moral is true..works for bfs to!!!

2007-08-06 09:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

happy happy joy joy! shoot that damn horse and get him out of his misery!

2007-08-06 09:49:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

funny

2007-08-06 09:30:13 · answer #9 · answered by L...A... 2 · 0 0

cute

2007-08-06 09:28:01 · answer #10 · answered by j c 5 · 0 0

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