A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an
advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. He calls them on the phone & subscribes to the 3 day 10 LB weight loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door & when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck, it reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well, without a second thought he takes off after her.
A few miles later he finally catches her & has his way with her. He thinks to himself I like the way this company does business.
For the next two days, the same girl shows up & the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day he weighs himself & has lost 10 LB.
Deciding that he likes his more slender physique not to mention the method of treatment he calls the company back & subscribes to their5 day 20 LB weight loss program.
2007-08-02
11:27:40
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