A good joke, ur favourite party piece or nyting!!
Here is just a taster from mine!!
A young man went to visit his old aunt who was in hospital at the time after an operation. He sat beside her and chhatted to her for a couple of hours. All the time he was eating peanuts which were inside in a big bowl on her bedside locker. When he finished and got ready to leave , he realised that he had eaten all her peanuts! "i'm so sorry but i've eaten all ur peanuts! I'll bring u a huge bag of them tomorrow!" His aunt replied "No that's ok I don't like peanuts anyway! I only suck the chocolate off them and put them into the bowl there!!!Bring me grapes instead!!" U can guess what happened next......
2007-08-02
00:03:32
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