What is the craziest bad word your child said?

Question

What happened? My boy says dada you a retard. It's so bad. I know there's worse out there though. I'd like to hear please.

Answer 1

My family never has any luck at the drive thru.One day as the bag was being handed to my husband my 4 year old put his window down and said"hope they didnt f*** up the order.WOW.I have been telling my husband to watch his mouth in front of the kids because unfortunately they pick up the wrong words and know exactly how to use them.After a word with my little boy he has never said anything like that again.Fingers crossed.

Answer 2

My 3y/o has heard her dad (somehow) say boobs and much to my shock in the grocery store she pulled on my shirt and slapped my chest saying boobs. My husband doesn't fondle me infront of the kids so i have no idea why she did this.
Also people get shocked and angry when she says shoes, because it's not shoes it actually comes out as sh!t" not entirelly but thats what it sounds like. Me and her speech therapist tried so hard to change it but haven't had any luck. While in wal-mart i had to pass through the shoe section real quick to get to housewares and she kept yelling "sh!ts sh!ts" people were horrified which i can fully understand and i have to tell them she's saying shoes but, i still get mean looks. Her speech therapist thank goodness understood because for truck, her daughter was saying clear as day "fukc" and these people are apple pie clean cut christians

Answer 3

The worse word my son says is a ss and dam mit but his cousin says bit ch and all kinds of bad things

Answer 4

The other day my daughter asked for another piece of garlic bread to go with her spaghetti. I told her there was no more and she said "Damnit". Then she picked up her bottle of water and couldn't get the top off of it so she said, "Damnit again." I don't know where she learned the word though because my husband and I don't say damnit, we've slipped and said other bad words, but neither one of us uses that one.

Answer 5

The worst, and funniest thing my son said was( i did'nt laugh till later) was because my husband would say " Son of a ...." never finishing the sentence when the kids were around.
One night while driving in the car, my husband and I were talking and he said " Son of a ..." and from the back seat came " b***" to finish the sentence! We both choked from trying not to laugh!

Answer 6

Great nephew used to say "stupid mommy", he would has is mouth washed out with soap. Once while she used dish soap because she couldn't find the bar he called her stupid mommy while she was doing it.
The worst was he called his father "stupid daddy" in front of his grandfather, he earned his first spanking.
He later was sent to anger management classes and learned some self control.

Answer 7

Well, this isn't bad like a cuss word, but my daughter said, Mommy, you are sexy. She heard my husband say it, and so that was weird to hear. But she called me stupid once, and knew not to try it again.

Answer 8

Not horrible, but my 3 year old son refers to his *male parts* as "junk." He got out of the bath one day and ran streakin into the living room. My husband said "no one wants to see your junk, get a towel." So now he tells everyone that he has "junk."

Answer 9

When my son was 3 he had his little plastic hammer and was beating it on the wall, saying, "damnit damnit damnit," over and over again. When I asked him what he was doing, he said, "Fixin' it." I had a little talk with my husband that night.

A few years later, when my daughter was about the same age, she came to me all kinds of mad saying, "Mommy, Aaron told me shut up....He said shut up b**ch!" Hearing that come out of her sweet little mouth I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing.

Answer 10

My child said "dad you're a punkass *****!"

I have no idea where he has heard that. We are white and my friends thought that was hilarious. I guess when my wife and I are asleep, he gets up (he's only three) and turns on BET.