How to lose weight!?

Question

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an
advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. He calls them on the phone & subscribes to the 3 day 10 LB weight loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door & when he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her neck, it reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well, without a second thought he takes off after her.
A few miles later he finally catches her & has his way with her. He thinks to himself I like the way this company does business.
For the next two days, the same girl shows up & the same thing happens each time. On the fourth day he weighs himself & has lost 10 LB.
Deciding that he likes his more slender physique not to mention the method of treatment he calls the company back & subscribes to their5 day 20 LB weight loss program.

He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he answers it there stands a knockout dressed in nothing but a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a shot. This gal is in excellent shape & it takes a while to catch her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. He is really looking forward to the next 4 days. For the next 4days, the same girl shows up & the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the 6th day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20 lbs. I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.

Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and
subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are
you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most
rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't
felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his
door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200
pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes
and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative
of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.

Answer 1

Wow, I really love it!

Answer 2

To successfully lose weight, you must carry out
a plan to balance your caloric intake with exercise.
Ideally, dieting should be done by eating a nutritionally
balanced, low-calorie diet and increasing physical activity.
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Answer 3

My mother-in-law has been told she needs to lose 12 lbs of ugly fat and soon!


She asked if I could help, so I've decided to chop her head off!

Answer 4

And then what happened? Am i too soon? Think im waiting for an edit!
MY EDIT
Is there a big minger trying to catch him so he has to run to get away?

Answer 5

strap on your 4 inch stilettos and you only have to climb 25 flights

Answer 6

Good one.

An Englishman said he wanted to lose 50 pounds the easiest way possible, so I took his wallet.

Answer 7

Watch and follow yoga and exersise programs on your tv at your home

Answer 8

help your kids clean their rooms

Answer 9

try drinking skim milk at breakfast instead of juice overweight people who drank skim milk for breakfast ate fewer calories

Answer 10

limit if not eliminate all extras like butter mayonnaise ketchup dressing added sugar added oil etc