All categories - 29 July 2007

How can you resist my sexy googly eyes?

2007-07-29 09:43:37 · 10 answers · asked by DEPRESSED™ 3 in Religion & Spirituality

What's the most stupid thing a dumb yank has asked you...?
Here are couple, I swear they are true:-

If Nelson Mandela is the president of South Africa, who is the president of the rest of Africa?

-Why do you have a funny accent? (to a friend)
-Funny? Well, I'm a Welshman
-Oh like, your from Welshland right?
(This guy was studying European History)

-What language do they speak in Holland?
-Dutch!
-No, that's what they speak in Germany!!!!
-Never mind!

On informing one of my parent's 25th wedding anniversary in Paris....
Do you mean Paris, Texas or Paris France?

What time does the Noon Day gun sound in Cape Town?
.........err......noon...perhaps?

Excuse, can you tell me the time please?
........we were standing in the shadow of Big Ben.

Do they have Hamburgers in Germany?
Yes, they invented them, strangely enough in Hamburg.

Any others.....?
LOL

2007-07-29 09:43:32 · 55 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I'm looking for a fun, unique, and creative way to display the table assignment place cards for my wedding reception. Any thoughts?

2007-07-29 09:43:03 · 12 answers · asked by kristabelle1101 1 in Weddings

2007-07-29 09:42:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

That John 16:2 says: In fact the hour is coming when everyone that kills you will imagine he has rendered a sacred service to God. 3 But they will do these things because they have not come to know either the Father or me. Jesus was talking so he meant himself. So what religion who doesn't believe in Jesus or his father would believe by killing those who do would be doing a service to God? This was a prophecy for the last days. Who could that be?

2007-07-29 09:42:49 · 12 answers · asked by Steven 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-07-29 09:42:35 · 16 answers · asked by daniel enchilada 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-07-29 09:42:20 · 19 answers · asked by duh 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I think the invention of Electricity is the biggest ever,imagine a world without it,and mind u ,the world itself runs on electricity!!

What is ur opinion on this?

2007-07-29 09:42:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

I am a bartender, on my feet for over 16 hours somtimes. My feel and back are kiling me. What are the best shoes to wear?

2007-07-29 09:42:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I am not a Christian, why is it everytime I don't agree with every single last Atheists view I get called a Christian?
Or a dumb Christian?

2007-07-29 09:42:05 · 32 answers · asked by Link , Padawan of Yoda 5 in Religion & Spirituality

just installed new sony explod in the front of my '02 jeep grand cherokee. any reason why they are so much quieter than the rear stock speakers? ive got my fade and all that set so all 4 should be equal.

2007-07-29 09:41:49 · 2 answers · asked by rwhity5 1 in Car Audio

but can you have a laugh at a copper

2007-07-29 09:41:41 · 10 answers · asked by chris 4 in Law Enforcement & Police

ok, i am just interested in the difference in different people! my highest note is the g 2 octaves above middle c. and i'm an alto.

2007-07-29 09:41:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Performing Arts

After being asked if A-Rod was better then him he cockily said ''Absolutley Not!''

I mean look at this stat :

Bonds was 37 when he hit 500 homeruns.

Rodriguez is 32 and has 499 homeruns.

2007-07-29 09:41:12 · 35 answers · asked by #1 New York Yankees Fan 6 in Baseball

My hubby is an ex drug user from many years ago. I got suspicious he started again because of the way he has been acting. He confessed that he had but he is stopping for good. I don't believe him and I don't believe the amount of time he claims. I know it has been longer. Would or could you forgive this? I am so against crap like that in your body and want no part of it!

2007-07-29 09:41:12 · 24 answers · asked by Samantha 3 in Marriage & Divorce

ok...so my bf dosnt think its his responsibility to take care of his daughter..... he says that jus him working should be enough and that he shudnt have to babysit her....ITS HIS DAUGHTER....ITS NOT BABYSITTING,ITS TAKING CARE OF YOUR CHILD!!!..but how do i get him 2 help me...i cant do this alone...and i need him to help...my family helps ALOT..but i dont want to keep running to them for help...idk what to do...plz..how do i get him to help me? like...she will be crying in the night and he will just let her cry if i dont get up 2 c her....he told me that he was going 2 help me but...so far he hasnt....he wont feed her and he wont change her diaper..he wont give her a bath..he wont play with her...and i dont want to leev him...i feel like i am alone...wel..i am alone rnt i..wel...plz..jus let me no wat i can do 2 get him to help me...thanks to those who answer (nicely) !!

2007-07-29 09:41:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

Is this normal at an early stage? I'm so moody, nausea, light headache, light cramping and so tired.
This is our first child, my husband dosen't understand how I feel? I dont know how to explain it to him without snappning out

2007-07-29 09:41:07 · 7 answers · asked by melli 1 in Pregnancy

I've been married 6 years tomorrow. My husband is 38, I am 25. I consider myself to be attractive (i guess,) I'm about 5'7, big green eyes, red hair, and about a size 8...i know i know, 8 is the new 14 and i am obese by modern standards...whatever.
The point is, we are insanely mismatched when it comes to sex. We are great in bed...wild actually...but the problem is getting him there.
if i could i would be having sex every second of every day but he is a once a week...sometimes even once every two weeks guy, and its driving me bonkers!
I've tried walking around in my lingerie, i've tried walking around naked, i've tried subtle, i've tried obvious, i've even tried "get the hell up and F**K me!!!" but nothing works!
its on his time or not at all. I've even thought about just turning him down for a while so I can shift the power, so to speak, in my favour...but I cant, by the time he is in the mood I am so insanely craving it that I cant.
So, Help! I am running out of ideas!

2007-07-29 09:40:59 · 31 answers · asked by smith 2 in Marriage & Divorce

My boyfriend and I are both virgins and have been with each other for a long time. We've been planning our special day for a long time as well, and it's now here. I am considering combining the male condom with the sponge for birth control- do you think this is a good idea/will it be effective? I expect my period in about a week and a half (10 days or so?) and plan to be 'active' on Wednesday, so a week before my period. Am I likely to be fertile at this time? My periods are regular, on a 30ish day cycle.

Also, what is your favourite condom brand/style? Are the thinner ones 'less safe'? What do you recommend? What are sponges like? Can you feel them? Are they difficult to put in place? Thanks!

2007-07-29 09:40:54 · 3 answers · asked by sahariah 3 in Pregnancy

2007-07-29 09:40:46 · 6 answers · asked by steven25t 7 in Philosophy

2007-07-29 09:40:30 · 2 answers · asked by mark m 1 in Reptiles

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

2007-07-29 09:40:16 · 22 answers · asked by kool5aban 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I collect all manner of quotes and stuff , and have had this little collection for ages ( although they dont apply to me )
so they are for you and I hope they make you smile


A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.

Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.

We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.

The church is prayer-conditioned.
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Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.

2007-07-29 09:40:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

and how do u make your christmas fun

2007-07-29 09:40:01 · 1 answers · asked by dvcgurl 7 in Christmas

2007-07-29 09:39:51 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

year 2000....

2007-07-29 09:39:41 · 10 answers · asked by AtThePub 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think its interesting to find out what is the most attractive about girls?

2007-07-29 09:39:39 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-07-29 09:39:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

Since we all know buttermilk is much more healthier than regular milk, how would it taste in cerial?

2007-07-29 09:39:13 · 6 answers · asked by Facing Worlds 1 in Cooking & Recipes

has to be the Wizard of Oz for me. the saccharine abomination of all saccharine abominations.
how did this ever get to be 'the greatest family film of all time?' i can just imagine jake shears playing dorothy in the broadway version.

2007-07-29 09:39:03 · 6 answers · asked by Jerusalem Delivered 3 in Movies