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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

2007-07-29 09:40:16 · 22 answers · asked by kool5aban 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

I freaking love that one! Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Oh my god, I'm still laughing my gorgeous ar$e off! A Star for you Sweetie!!!

2007-07-29 09:48:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats funny

2007-07-29 16:49:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Though it was classified as the World's Funniest Joke , I don't find it funny at all, but don't worry, it's not your fault.

2007-07-29 16:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ye pretty funny so ill star ur joke

2007-07-29 17:03:18 · answer #4 · answered by Zappyzip 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-07-29 18:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I think that is so funny. I have never heard this joke before.

2007-07-29 17:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Greer 5 · 0 0

hahaha. That reminds me of our Vice President.

2007-07-29 16:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by dm 3 · 0 0

heard it a lot of times b4

2007-07-29 17:49:14 · answer #8 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0 0

already heard it but its still funny geeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeheeeeee

2007-07-29 17:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by ~♥~happy_giggles~♥~ 2 · 0 0

You copied that. But i think it still is funny.

2007-07-29 18:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by z 3 · 0 0

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