I collect all manner of quotes and stuff , and have had this little collection for ages ( although they dont apply to me )
so they are for you and I hope they make you smile
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
When praying, don't give God instructions -- just report for duty.
We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
The church is prayer-conditioned.
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Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
2007-07-29 09:40:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mark , the answer is
no I am not a Christian
2007-07-29 09:49:45 · update #1
Thanks. One other,... Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
2007-07-29 09:43:58 · answer #1 · answered by RB 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Thank you I will add these to my collection of comics and stories dealing with religions.
This forum does not allow me to share, but when ever you see a comic in the newspaper that has an angel or devil - know that I have cut it out if I see it.
Big Bang theory: GOD said BANG - and everything started.
Peace to you.
2007-07-29 16:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm not a Christian, but you always make me smile! Keep up the good work, we need more like you, Bright Blessings x
2007-07-29 17:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by Laineethepainter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christian Friends?
Do you mean.... that YOU.... are A Biblical Christian......?
Are YOU.... Born Again? John 3? Did you Believe according to John 7:38-39? And Romans 10:9-10-11? And Ephesians 2:8-9-10? And Titus 3:5? And Romans 8:9? And 1Corinthians 12:13?
OR..... [ not to be Mean ] Do you call yourself... CHRISTIAN... in regard.... TO OTHER.... RELIGIONS?
Can we get an Honest Answer?
(2Corinthians 13:5-6) Examine yourselves, whether ye be in the faith; prove your own selves. Know ye not your own selves, how that Jesus Christ is in you, except ye be reprobates?
(2Co 13:6) But I trust that ye shall know that we are not reprobates.
Thanks, RR
2007-07-29 16:48:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
it is good effort to make every one laugh ,even if it is at our cost..
but you are choosing Christians to make them laugh
you feel they need to laugh ,
are they so sad , and weak and idiots that they can not find any moment to laugh.. ??
this is mockery of Christians at large...
but you have a point , Praying is become mechanical ,
I can not stop laughing when you gave the first -A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing-
2007-07-31 00:22:17 · answer #5 · answered by krishprud@yahoo.co.in_KISHORLAL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that I will paste these quotes onto a document to use later. God Bless.
2007-07-29 17:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Joel 2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Pangel, how come you always seem to make me smile?
I love the way you share your light; you seem to have so much of it.
Thank you.
2007-07-29 17:23:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello precious âRandom Hugs Pangel … :)
Thank-you so very much, for the love you share, to all you meet.. :)
In Jesus Most Precious Name..
With Love..your Friend..In Christ.. :)
2007-07-30 08:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by EyeLovesJesus 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very COOL Pangel
Raji
2007-07-29 17:17:01 · answer #9 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank you so very much! Indeed, you did get me to smile and that is a gift!
Blessings,
Gail
2007-07-29 17:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!!
You Forgot the ONE About Going to HELL!!!
Wahoo!!
2007-07-29 16:47:54 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋