When the dazed P&Sers awoke, they were tied to the base of an immense onyx statue, of a blank-faced man wearing a wide-brimmed hat and sunglasses. WOMBAT, looking up at the monolithic figure, blearily warned his comrades.
“Watchout, izz JOO-dus RAAAbbiii,” he slurred. Little bumps adorned his head like mushrooms.
“Hhmrrmmm?” moaned Mustardseed, pushing her glasses back against her brow.
“Silence!” barked a man, adorned in a sheep suit. Indeed, a mass of hundreds of starry-eyed and slack-jawed cultists behind him were similarly costumed.
“Oh no,” said Mustardseed, “we’ve been captured by the cult of Jud – “
“I said SILENCE!”
“BBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” cried the cultists.
Mustardseed and WOMBAT looked behind the cultists, and spotted a man with 5-o’clock shadow and hat. DeepZenPill, frowned. “You’re behind this, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” muttered the man.
2007-07-20
09:48:13
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