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2007-07-20 09:47:47 · 26 answers · asked by Emerald Blue 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

26 answers

People start calling you Ned Flanders

2007-07-20 09:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7 1

You accept Jesus's death on the cross as the payment for your sins, when you testify that Jesus is Lord - that He died to take your place. There's nothing you can do to earn your salvation - it's a free gift. You know you are a Christian when you've received that gift and you know in your heart there's no good in you at all, and that Jesus died for the unGodly - and he died for you, that you are a sinner, the penalty of your sins is eternal death, and that you can be born again if you just trust in Him. You can know it in your heart.

Any works is a result of a changed heart. Everyone struggles with sin all their life.

All I know is Jesus died for me.

2007-07-20 09:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by art_flood 4 · 2 2

...you can recite the order of the books of the Old Testament, but you can't explain their original sources, how they were written down, or what they mean in historical context

...you are intolerant of other faiths, and condemn even other Christians who are not within your domination to Hell

...you put up a Christmas tree and don't realize that decorating a tree inside during the winter is a Pagan tradition that was originally banned for Christians

... you know all about Jesus's birthday, but you have no idea that there are about a dozen other Gods that were born and died in similar fashions

... you claim that you have all the answers, but your religion has only been around for 2000 years, which is a lot younger than others

... you think that loving Jesus will get you into Heaven and don't realize that this belief is only about 200 years - for 90% of the history Christianity, it was believed that only God could select people for salvation, and human's had no control over it

2007-07-20 09:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 8 5

You know you're a Christian when God in #1 in your life. You can't wait till you can go to church again. You love your neighbor as much as you love yourself. You even love your enemies. When you have LOVE! The Bible says: GOD IS LOVE!

2007-07-20 09:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by emison21754 3 · 2 2

I comes before E only after C.

2007-07-20 09:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 0 2

you've been called an idiot, a hypocrite, a lunatic, etc.
Oh, and when you get hate mail from fundamentalists cursing you out because you are nice and respectful to atheists.

2007-07-20 09:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 3 1

You stop blaming God and start Praising God.

2007-07-20 15:42:40 · answer #7 · answered by pkvan 4 · 1 0

...whenever you are alone in a room with someone else....you feel the need to witness to them.

2007-07-20 09:52:02 · answer #8 · answered by Heart-Shapped Poe 3 · 3 0

They just gave you a lobotomy... And you have seen the light?

2007-07-20 11:15:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

You read the Bible...believe in it...You believe in Jesus...You pray...and go to church basically every week or something...

2007-07-20 10:08:11 · answer #10 · answered by Y 4 · 2 2

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