When the dazed P&Sers awoke, they were tied to the base of an immense onyx statue, of a blank-faced man wearing a wide-brimmed hat and sunglasses. WOMBAT, looking up at the monolithic figure, blearily warned his comrades.
“Watchout, izz JOO-dus RAAAbbiii,” he slurred. Little bumps adorned his head like mushrooms.
“Hhmrrmmm?” moaned Mustardseed, pushing her glasses back against her brow.
“Silence!” barked a man, adorned in a sheep suit. Indeed, a mass of hundreds of starry-eyed and slack-jawed cultists behind him were similarly costumed.
“Oh no,” said Mustardseed, “we’ve been captured by the cult of Jud – “
“I said SILENCE!”
“BBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” cried the cultists.
Mustardseed and WOMBAT looked behind the cultists, and spotted a man with 5-o’clock shadow and hat. DeepZenPill, frowned. “You’re behind this, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” muttered the man.
2007-07-20 09:48:13 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
“Oooh! Oooh! Another bland, monosyllabic answer!” gushed the cultists. “Thank you almighty JR! May we never be threatened with answers rife with personality and eloquence!!”
“Sure,” replied the man again, sending the throngs into a frenzy.
“We gotta get out of here,” whispered DeepZenPill to Mustardseed. “He’s carrying a Wand of Violation. He’ll summon the Yamster and have us vaporized quick, if we don’t figure something out.”
Suddenly, the clouds opened, revealing an immense shimmering sausage. Bathed in a golden glow, it released a shower of hot, searing grease on the sheep-people below, causing much screaming and pandemonium. The next instant, it also fired off a volley of sausage-shaped bullets, which hit the ropes and restraints of the struggling P&Sers with unerring accuracy.
2007-07-20 09:48:36 · update #1
“Fight for BUK!!” screamed the liberated P&Sers, who then dashed wildly into the confused ranks of the JR-cultists. Wombats, Daleks, kittens, Klingons, dragons, and others threw themselves against the mass with downturned thumbs, as the giant shimmering sausage unfurled a giant pair of dank-smelling trousers against the onyx statue, obscuring it. The sunglassed man rose from his throne, and took aim at the sausage with the Wand of Violation.
“Nnooooo!!” screamed ajsansker, as a bolt of lightning burst from the Wand, towards the sausage……
END?
2007-07-20 09:48:56 · update #2
WRITER'S NOTE: I hope to wrap this all up in the next installment....
2007-07-20 09:57:40 · update #3
She'd be crazy not to! At this moment, my new Harry Potter book is lying on my table unopened-- got it in the mail this afternoon, but here I sit completely engrossed in the Buk Wars... I could shoot myself for missing them this last few days!! You just make SURE, Alec, that when she picks up on this idea, that you get your share of the profits as her chief consultant on this project, not to mention getting credited for being the original inspiration for the series! If not, then sue her for plagiarism! You have witnesses!
2007-07-21 15:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
JK said that she would be writing children's books in the future, but wouldn't be returning to the Harry Potter series. It is doubtfull that Rowling will write another series based on the wizarding world. Sadly, it would be hard for any author to top the Harry Potter books.
2016-04-01 04:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you're a master at this sort of thing, but I second Sally☼Sunshine's words of caution... pleeeeeeeease be careful!
He who must not be named has a big enough army to get your year-old level 6 account wiped entirely....and to violate any future incarnations to death as well. So I guess I'm just making sure you've considered whether or not that's worth it. It may sound selfish, but as one of your biggest fans, I’d really hate to have an Alec the Dalek-shaped hole in my P&S playground! Hell, you can cast me as a villain if you want, with my permission.
That said, you probably already realize that you have the talent and flair to become the world's next fiction writer with a bank account numbering in the billions if you decided to get serious about it =). Rowling has her worth and a success story that commands respect, but you strike me more as America’s answer to England’s Terry Pratchett… a man who decided to quit his day job when he realized he was actually losing money by spending those hours at the office instead of indulging his “hobby” of writing instant best-sellers. You’d love his stuff, btw, he’s a master of humorous fantasy fiction peppered with cutting social commentary.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
-Terry Pratchett
2007-07-20 12:26:39 · answer #3 · answered by sueflower 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm not just on the edge of my seat ... I'm also on the edge of my endtable, an ottoman, two deck chairs, a couch and an armoire!!
And I don't even know what an armoire is!!!!
I'm looking forward to the made-for-TV movie starring Valerie Bertinelli and Lou Diamond Phillips!!!
2007-07-22 11:08:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm aghast, agog, amazed at the accomplishment of the answers to this act of authorship and audastistic adventgardlike aimless attempt to honor Buk no matter how useless it is apparently apt.
2007-07-20 11:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Forget staying up till midnight to get the new Harry Potter book, I'm not going to sleep or leave my computer until Chapter 5 of "Buk Wars" comes out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-07-20 16:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Who cares what she writes. We all are enjoying your creativity . You have a very strange, fun mind. Looking forward to the next installment.
2007-07-20 15:26:34 · answer #7 · answered by Pat C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
BRAVO, BRAVISSIMO! well done, well done, dalek!
i almost went to the bathroom in my pants i laughed so hard at the unfurling and the grease squirting...
oh my sides...
hahaha.
2007-07-20 11:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't believe I missed the first four. Damn those cult followers, I hope they drink some poisoned Kool-aid!
I say MUTINY!!!
2007-07-20 15:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
**Gasp!*** Hark! What have I found lying at the base of this here statue? My!! It's Joodus Raaabbiii's PANTS! I HAVE HIS PANTS!!!!
Here, Dalek. These are for you. You have earned them. **bows to hand forward pants**
2007-07-20 11:24:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋