All categories - 6 June 2007

2007-06-06 09:42:55 · 4 answers · asked by Jeremy A 1 in Astronomy & Space

For some time I have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? I'm at a loss when someone says, “You don't know Jack Schitt!” Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, “You don't know Jack Schitt” you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

2007-06-06 09:42:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-06 09:42:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I would like to know the singer and the name of the song.

2007-06-06 09:42:45 · 4 answers · asked by neek 1 in Other - Music

How many moles of bromine are needed to completely react with 5.4 mol of NaI according to the following reaction.
Br2 + 2NaI --> 2NaBr+I2

How many grams H2O is formed when 32.3g H2 completely reacts with oxygen according to the following equation:
2H2+O2-----> 2H2O

2007-06-06 09:42:30 · 3 answers · asked by Buttons. 1 in Chemistry

2007-06-06 09:42:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070606/ap_on_re_eu/bush_95
I mean, could there be a nuclear war. I'm terrified.

2007-06-06 09:42:20 · 6 answers · asked by Pieces Of Rainbowzz 4 in Other - News & Events

Honest question, I am not putting down Christianity. But if God created Adam and Eve then how come Paganism was the original belief system of humans?

2007-06-06 09:42:16 · 14 answers · asked by Kate 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-06 09:42:15 · 8 answers · asked by Junior 4 in Polls & Surveys

Is it bad to smoke or take pain killers before a tattoo !! ?

2007-06-06 09:41:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Tattoos

2007-06-06 09:41:51 · 31 answers · asked by samantharockgirl 1 in Singles & Dating

...should you wash your hair? apparantly washing it everyday aint good for ur hair....so like would every 2 days be ok?
what about really long hair??

2007-06-06 09:41:50 · 7 answers · asked by x.T.x 3 in Hair

I am 25 and I have been with two women. I have recently started dating a new gal and she's great. Problem is, I can't keep it hard. I am anxious about disease so we both got tested. Now I am still anxious about disease, and about getting her pregnant even though she is on the pill. I can't get it hard even with a condom. If it does get hard and it stays that way long enough to get it in, I orgasm in about 2 seconds. She is very patient and understanding, but how do I overcome this? I am pretty sure it's all in my head, because I can get it hard other ways but when I am with her it just doesn't work. help me!

2007-06-06 09:41:47 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

There's an ongoing battle at the lake against those damn bass fisherman and the shits (South Holston Invitational Tournament Skiers) Of course I am a ****.

2007-06-06 09:41:39 · 27 answers · asked by seaturtle36 6 in Polls & Surveys

My cat is black, with a touch of white on his chest.
Well, thats one of my animals. If you have more than one, just pick one of them.

2007-06-06 09:41:37 · 21 answers · asked by **Amanda** 3 in Other - Pets

2007-06-06 09:41:35 · 16 answers · asked by limabear 3 in Diet & Fitness

Are there websites where I can look up Spanish words?

2007-06-06 09:41:29 · 9 answers · asked by ☺SDgurl☺ 3 in Languages

2007-06-06 09:41:25 · 7 answers · asked by firefighterace 3 in Laptops & Notebooks

2007-06-06 09:41:21 · 11 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

i have already booked our summer holidays in my married name,my passport is currently still in my maiden name would i be able to still travel on this passport (expires2009)or will i have to pay for a new one in my married name.dont want to have any trouble on the flights etc.

2007-06-06 09:41:00 · 17 answers · asked by -xx- 4 in Other - Destinations

i dont like oriental food or thai or anything made with soy sauce ..

Im a meat and potatoes man. any recommendations?

2007-06-06 09:40:59 · 4 answers · asked by relate25 2 in Las Vegas

How to tell the difference?

2007-06-06 09:40:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I recently went for an audition, and the the casting director was so rude, he didn't bother asking my name, he saw the colour of my skin and asked where I came from...when race, as a presenter? plays no role whatsoever. and then he ushered me out the door claiming he wasn't doing screen tests that day when I had already seen other people infront of a camera. he didn't say goodbye and didnt shake my hand and absolutely no thankyou whatsoever. he's now just emailed to tell me i havnt got the part...stating the obvious...should i reply and tell him how rude he's been?

2007-06-06 09:40:33 · 12 answers · asked by tell meeeeee 1 in Theater & Acting

There are many finds that confirm dates, places metioned in the bible are true, but that can't be proof that it is all true. Where is the proof for the Ark, Jonah and the whale, Jesus walking on water to name a few.
(that thing they found in Turkey has been proven not to be the Ark, so don't even think about bringing it up)

2007-06-06 09:40:33 · 10 answers · asked by Jason Bourne 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-06-06 09:40:23 · 36 answers · asked by M T 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2007-06-06 09:40:19 · 33 answers · asked by Antoine J 5 in Polls & Surveys

Heard it from a friend and i dont believe him.

2007-06-06 09:40:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

Was it because of peer pressure and if you can give advice to others reading on why they shouldn't use it!!!

2007-06-06 09:40:14 · 18 answers · asked by das2sexy 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for the best video editing program that exists for a reasonable price... and the most expensive one.. thank you..

2007-06-06 09:40:03 · 3 answers · asked by Young DecadeZ 1 in Software