For some time I have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? I'm at a loss when someone says, “You don't know Jack Schitt!” Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, “You don't know Jack Schitt” you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
2007-06-06 09:42:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all baptised in holy ****.
2007-06-06 09:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by "!" 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I have seen this joke about 4 times now in the last 2 days. Good joke tho.
2007-06-06 09:50:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
precise, Jack Schmitt grew to grow to be the subsequent to very final guy to stroll on the moon. between the final. He grew to grow to be the only scientist to ever bypass to the moon. He grew to grow to be a geologist and in case you have ever worry-loose a geologist they're loopy. extremely whilst they're experiencing rock fever.
2017-01-10 16:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-06-06 09:56:22 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I feel so much better informed now!! No Schitt! ~ very cute!
2007-06-06 09:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by Karen C 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Very Good I loved it
2007-06-06 09:50:59 · answer #6 · answered by lema10805 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well! I posted this and was slapped with a violation , 10 points removed! It was the last joke I put up.
2007-06-06 09:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
OMG! That was one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my entire lifetime! Star worthy! Thanks a lot for the long laugh!
2007-06-06 09:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Mila 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, Jack Schmitt was the next to last man to walk on the moon. One of the coolest. He was the only scientist to ever go to the moon. He was a geologist and if you have ever known a geologist they are crazy. Especially when they are experiencing rock fever.
2007-06-06 09:47:24 · answer #9 · answered by A.Mercer 7 · 3⤊ 4⤋
That was great, best so far for me. Have a star!
2007-06-06 09:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I absolutely love that i think it's brilliant ;;.. slightly confusing tho but got it in the end hehe =P
you get a star ***... if i could i'd give you 2 =D
2007-06-06 09:48:41 · answer #11 · answered by alexandra 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋