All categories - 14 April 2007

i am going to propose to my girlfriend and i am not quite sure how to make it perfect. please tell me a way that would make her not want to say no.

2007-04-14 23:29:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-04-14 23:29:40 · 13 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Polls & Surveys

1)An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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2)Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
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3)"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
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4)Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources person asked a young applicant fresh out of Business School, "And what starting salary are you looking for?"
The applicant said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?"
The applicant sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."
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5)In a job interview for policemen the applicants are shown a profile picture of a man, and the interviewer says, "The job that you're applying for requires powers of observation. Make one observation about this man."
The first applicant enters and says, "This man has just one ear."
"Get out!!" screams the interviewer.
The second applicant enters and says, "This man has one ear."
"Get out!!" screams the interviewer again.
Then the third applicant gets up to go in for his interview. The first two guys are out there and they tell him, "The guy that's giving the interview doesn't like to hear that the man in the picture has one ear."
"Thanks for the tip" says the third applicant.
So the third applicant enters, stares at the picture for a while and finally he says, "This man wears contact lenses."
The interviewer is impressed and says, "Excellent observation. Tell me, how could you tell?"
So the guy says, "Well, this man has just one ear, how could he wear glasses?"
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6)When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.
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7)The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
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8)A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.
As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: "You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office."
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9)An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."
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10)The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"
The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."

2007-04-14 23:27:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

People get raped daily, teenagers, kids, adults get raped. People are infected with STDs, people are murdered, everyday.

2007-04-14 23:27:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-14 23:27:41 · 5 answers · asked by yummuyyandra 2 in Other - Hardware

2007-04-14 23:27:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

What do you think the main reasons are for someone cheating in a relationship? Serious answers only please

2007-04-14 23:26:43 · 19 answers · asked by Loli 2 in Singles & Dating

She is the nastiest person you can u can hope to meet. In fact, the crap that she goes on with is almost unbelievable, would make "day of our lives" look normal. But i can't walk away from it, so how do i ignore it or move on with it as i am so over it.

2007-04-14 23:26:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

wat is the first thing that comes into your head when i say SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS

2007-04-14 23:26:25 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-14 23:26:23 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

He wasn't a believer .

2007-04-14 23:25:26 · 11 answers · asked by jsjmlj 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-14 23:25:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

2007-04-14 23:25:04 · 4 answers · asked by mahendra m 1 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-04-14 23:24:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-04-14 23:23:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

47 cm wide
36 cm hight

2007-04-14 23:23:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

i want to know the best antivirus. i am using avg but i when i scan for virus, if i found 1 i don't no how to delete it. but when i search @ yahoo answer...someone told that i should click the delete button...but when i click the button..then scan again...i found the virus again... i am using avg free....i heard nod32 is good but i also heard that it does not have a firewall. is it true? should i go for nod32? or should i install zone alarm 1st then install nod32...because zone alarm has firewall...??

2007-04-14 23:23:41 · 13 answers · asked by Vinothen 2 in Security

My 7 year old child has adhd and he assults me and has huge ammounts of anger, when i tell him no he slambs doors and throws things

2007-04-14 23:23:33 · 12 answers · asked by engineerchick 2 in Grade-Schooler

47 cm wide
36 cm hight

2007-04-14 23:22:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

i work in a nursing home and am having a hard time finding puzzles and jokes and tidbits for a news letter that the residents put out. they love word search. im looking for something different that they will enjoy. thank you.. can anyone think of something new thats not too difficult?

2007-04-14 23:22:38 · 6 answers · asked by maxine d 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

me and my brother lost our's yesterday because we had to fly out from key west, and they had to take baggage from the airplane to balance it, and I'm so mad, I had so many clothes in there, that are really expensive too, and valiubles! I check with stupid delta lke every hour, and it says we're sorry but we're still looking fr your baggage! I feel so bad because my mom is upset, and it was only me and my brothers, and the rest of our family's made it?!?!

2007-04-14 23:21:54 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ElizabethAnne♥ 7 in Other - Destinations

2007-04-14 23:21:43 · 12 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Mental Health

2007-04-14 23:21:19 · 10 answers · asked by hola c 1 in Hyundai

2007-04-14 23:20:59 · 13 answers · asked by ibid 3 in History

do some people on here think its easier to speak there minds when nobody knows who they really are? i just wanna know if thats really the case

2007-04-14 23:19:16 · 16 answers · asked by Amber 3 in Polls & Surveys

they're mean to cats yet buy .50cent bird seed, for the birds to poop on (Triumph the Insult Comic Dog)(birds poop on everything, unsanitary like rats poop everywhere, spread disease, bird flu, salmonella), i think it is a front, they don't have any pets, just buy .50cent bird seed to act like caring person, death penalty to kill cat in ancient egypt (no law for birds), cats should be gods and even Morris the Cat would make a better Pres. than Bush

and they only started buying that .50cent bird seed after i called them mean cruel person, its a front, .50 cent bird seed, yeah right...

2007-04-14 23:19:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

the wisdom tooth was growing sideways and pushing against the other teeth, so i had the tooth in front of the wisdom tooth extracted, so it would have more room to grow, would it cause me any problems later on as i grow older (im 18)? the tooth has fully grown now and its penetrated through the gum so when you look into my mouth the crown is visible. I just wanted to know if i had done the right thing.

2007-04-14 23:18:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

UGGGGGGGGGGGH! i hate my little nine year old brother. hes so spoilt and hes getting on my nerves. He gets everything he wants, and hes so annoying! he does things to me, and when i talk to my mother about it, he acts all innocent and hes like oh really? i dont know what youre talking about! and now my mom thinking IM THE EVIL ONE! i tried talking to my parents and telling them they are usually at work so they dont see everything he does, but they dont believe me. They think hes an angel! Now hes about to kick me off the computer because HIS MAJESTY has to talk to his friends online and play games. PLEASE HELP ME!! thankyou in advance xx

2007-04-14 23:18:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

How much weight sould i be able to put into my reps (biceps, shoulders)? Should i be struggling at the end of a rep, or be able to move it comfortably to build muscle?

2007-04-14 23:18:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-04-14 23:18:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Primary & Secondary Education