Set it Free!
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But. . . .
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money,
and doesn't appear to realize that you actually
set it free in the first place. . .
You either married it or gave birth to it.
Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked.
It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared.
They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly.
"Does that answer your question?" her father asked.
"Not really," the little girl said. "My friend Marcia said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
2007-03-27
00:53:16
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