half an hour is ridiculous it takes 2 mins for a woman...men are you just using it as an excuse to sit on ya ***??
2007-03-27 00:52:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
We like to do it properly. A good vintage dump takes 10 minutes to come to the boil, 10 minutes to be eased out, then we need another 10 minutes to make sure.
2007-03-27 00:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by gav 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The guy uses that experience to meditate.
The smooth one is Zenlike. Especially with a dry break.
If it were not for that spiritual time we would all go mad.
Being disturbed while meditating that way will lead to many internal conflicts.
In fact if men are rushed it leads to violent tendencies.
That is the reason military units units rush the men through the latrine. So they can develop that urge to kill someone.
What have we learned from this? Leave the guy alone in the loo, head, john, bathroom, latrine, backyard, ( whatever your culture calls it) lest he reacts poorly to your interference.
2007-03-27 01:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Flagger 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's like the landing at Normandy - not everything comes ashore at once. Things happen in waves. You gotta wait for all the troops to hit the beach before you call the mission a success. This takes time and requires a crossword puzzle or laptop as distraction during the field manuvers.
2007-03-27 02:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
well hate to admit it but in my marriage I am the one who takes the long dumps. For my husband it is like he waits until the last possible second and then high tails it to the bathroom, lets loose, and is all done in less than 5. As for me? I take a book or magazine if I can and take my time!
2007-03-27 01:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by crackermelons 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Really? Half an hour for a bloke to do a dump! What do you do, stand outside the loo with a timer? Mink!
2007-03-27 06:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It takes time to ponder things. The meaning of life, the secrets of the universe,
2007-03-27 02:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by prouddaddy 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
bcoz they savour every second of it ! my bf takes at least 20 mins even wen wer out shopping in twn ! i spend most of my precious shopping time standing outside the mens loos !
2007-03-27 01:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by HevaWateva 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cos it takes them all that time to read the book or newsapapers that they have there,ive known someone take there pda in before and they were in 40 mins!!!! now thats asking for serious butt problems
2007-03-27 06:21:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's because we go alone. Why do ladies visit the powder room in groups?
I read the paper and/or do a sudoku puzzle while in there.
2007-03-27 01:14:55 · answer #9 · answered by camys_daddy 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It takes some women just as long to have one and I for one can also have a dump in 2 minutes.
So your question is full od sh1t (literally and pun intended)!!!
2007-03-27 03:59:28 · answer #10 · answered by Mark J 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋