When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son also overheard some of his parents' private conversations.
One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!"
The census taker knocked on Donna's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.
"Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.
"Certainly," he replied "Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped.
"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.
2007-03-27
00:55:41
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