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When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Her 4-year-old son also overheard some of his parents' private conversations.

One day when mother and son were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.

"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!"

The census taker knocked on Donna's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age.

"But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said.

"Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.

"Certainly," he replied "Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped.

"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form.

2007-03-27 00:55:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

OK christina i think of one for you tomorrow

2007-03-27 03:04:52 · update #1

15 answers

lmao i did like that one he! he! u put me name in your joke wow im so honered except for the bit where she agreed to be the same age as maisy daisy cos im not as old as the hills lol or over the hill yet. I did love the if its a boy we will call it quits damn right ones enough lol. you have really brightened up my day thanx hon, another medal to u cheeky . ;) x

2007-03-27 01:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!

2007-03-27 04:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle.(english saying )

2007-03-27 01:01:48 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0 0

Funny and cute!

2007-03-27 05:59:59 · answer #4 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0 0

hahaha pretty good lol kinda like cute

2007-03-27 01:29:27 · answer #5 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0 0

hahaha very funny

2007-03-27 04:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by styce 4 · 0 0

cheeky I'm only 30 something, and Ive only got girls.

2007-03-27 01:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by *♥* donna *♥* 7 · 0 0

very funny

2007-03-27 04:39:52 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0 0

that's funny

2007-03-27 01:01:14 · answer #9 · answered by `red 2 · 0 0

lolololol hey my names christina!!!!!!

2007-03-27 01:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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