Set it Free!
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But. . . .
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
eats your food,
uses your telephone,
takes your money,
and doesn't appear to realize that you actually
set it free in the first place. . .
You either married it or gave birth to it.
Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked.
It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared.
They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sat back and smiled contentedly.
"Does that answer your question?" her father asked.
"Not really," the little girl said. "My friend Marcia said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."
2007-03-27 00:53:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
had a giggle to myself ...............well theres only me here .lol 10/10 ......ANYMORE
2007-03-27 01:07:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the first 1.
2007-03-27 00:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very good. how gutted are the parents telling her all about the facts of life and all she wanted to know was where she was born. knowing my luck that will be me one day. think u should change ur name from love to play to love to joke ( ok ok wasn't that funny) we can't all be funny like u! another pat on the back 4 u. ;) x
2007-03-27 01:00:22 · answer #3 · answered by donna 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it the last one about the girl asking where she came from was really really funny and the other one about setting free....was really good it was sweet at the beinging and then was funny at the end.,....nice one...thumbs up for me...lol
2007-03-27 01:06:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both Funny LOL
2007-03-27 00:57:16 · answer #5 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Very funny..thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-27 01:00:24 · answer #6 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that this was a funny joke you are funny!
2007-03-27 01:01:09 · answer #7 · answered by yo! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both were very funny
2007-03-27 04:37:00 · answer #8 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha, very funny
2007-03-27 04:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the second one was my favourite
2007-03-27 01:35:19 · answer #10 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-27 01:10:52 · answer #11 · answered by jan-na~♥~ and im luvin it 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋