All categories - 22 March 2007

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

2007-03-22 02:35:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

40% of GOvt money goes to corruption...and then heres a hitch, they increased tax collection to " give enough funds for the govt debts" as what the author of the bill had said..

2007-03-22 02:35:02 · 4 answers · asked by juandahon 1 in Government

2007-03-22 02:35:01 · 7 answers · asked by LilMama_123 2 in Security

This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know?

You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out?

Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right?

Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is... is just bogus.


and thats what grinds my gears........

what grinds your gears?

2007-03-22 02:34:59 · 13 answers · asked by kiss me im hot 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 02:34:57 · 2 answers · asked by D 2 in Family

I need a real cheesecake recipe made with mascarpone cheese, no fancy ones please just a basic recipe. I have to make it asap. Thanks

2007-03-22 02:34:56 · 10 answers · asked by SmallFry 2 in Cooking & Recipes

Please inform me of everything I need for our wedding ceremony? I mean when it comes to the arch, candlelabra & etc. Also tell me the quantity I need. I need to know everything I need to rent out? Thanks.

2007-03-22 02:34:55 · 5 answers · asked by me 1 in Weddings

you were TRULY happy....


I think about this a lot ... because honestly, It's been years since i was truly happy.

2007-03-22 02:34:54 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how long did it take you to get pregnant after using this med and did you use this med alone or with clomid.

2007-03-22 02:34:53 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

What do you listen to? What are the representatives of that kind?:0)

2007-03-22 02:34:52 · 21 answers · asked by Bojana 2 in Music

In a 100m race A can beat B by 5m and B can beat C by 10m.By how much distance can A beat C in the race

2007-03-22 02:34:51 · 5 answers · asked by bhargavi 2 in Mathematics

2007-03-22 02:34:50 · 5 answers · asked by MICKEY M 3 in Hair

A few days after i got my Acer Aspire 5583, i noticed there's this weird file in the D-drive.

The name of the file is 92deb104c9...........
Yah it goes on in this random combination of alphabets and numbers.
Inside the file, there is this notepad document, which i suspect logs down the laptop's activities for a few minutes.

Shouldn't the d-drive be empty?
Is the file there because i burnt the system factory default onto a dvd?
According to the timing in the notepad...dat was wad i was doing at that time.

More importantly, is it okay to delete it?

Would appreciate if someone would reply me.

2007-03-22 02:34:49 · 3 answers · asked by sonatasy 2 in Software

I have a few questions on my spanish homework that I'm struggling with and I can't seem to find the answer anywhere. Hopefully someone can help me.
3. Fill in the blank: El decide ponerse la _____ roja.
A. corbata
B. abrazo
C. aeropuerto
D. suaverta

8. What does "Está alli" mean in English?
A. It's anywhere
B. It's gone
C. It's there
D. It's here.

12. Select the correct form for the verb cuidar: I know the sailor guards the ship. Sé que el marinero ________ la nave.
A. cuidara
B. cuida
C. cuide
D. cuidaría

13. Select the correct form of the verb escribir: He doubted the prince wrote stories for children. Dudaba que el principe________cuentos para niños.
A. escribe
B.escribía
C. escribiera
D.escribió

2007-03-22 02:34:48 · 10 answers · asked by valerie_lynn82 2 in Languages

2007-03-22 02:34:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-22 02:34:44 · 19 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Television

For the sake of argument, let's say that "Chinese Democracy" hits the shelves next week. How do you think it would do, in terms of sales?

Does the current incarnation of GNR still have something to say, or has Axl put together his own tribute band with himself as a guest singer?

2007-03-22 02:34:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Or better yet on the floor Oooh cat hair ;o)

2007-03-22 02:34:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is it all about? Does it beat Troy?

2007-03-22 02:34:39 · 14 answers · asked by Nyla S 1 in Movies

Anyone planning to go in couple of weeks time? I can't wait till its open again :D

2007-03-22 02:34:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Amusement Parks

I am newly married, and my husband is the greatest man a woman could ever wish for, we click on just about every level. I have a 9 year old daughter that we are raising together. He is a great step-father to her, and loves her so much, and she loves him. Her natual father is an irresponsible, alcoholic, that is very selfish and immature, that visits with her on holidays, or once in a blue moon. He claims to love her, but he does not support her financially or emtionally, nor is he active in her daily life. She is very nervous around him, but she loves his family, aunts, uncles, and gramdma, etc. My question is if I were to die, would my present husband be able to keep her as his daughter, or would the courts hand her over to her biological father, who has been absent all these years. I was never married to her biological father. Do you know of anyone that this has happened to, should I get a lawyer?, or would having a living will help? I am looking for serious advice.

2007-03-22 02:34:32 · 12 answers · asked by Maria A. 3 in Marriage & Divorce

I was asked to write a palanca for someone, but I've never done it before. I never even heard of one until just recently! Can anyone give me some guidelines? Also, please suggest some encouraging Scripture(s) to use. Thank you!

2007-03-22 02:34:28 · 2 answers · asked by Emily Dew 7 in Religion & Spirituality

final fantasy 7 10 or 10-2?

2007-03-22 02:34:28 · 13 answers · asked by lucreciacresent 2 in Video & Online Games

2007-03-22 02:34:21 · 7 answers · asked by Arsenio M 2 in Software

Hi, I'm wondering. How do you deliver that Goron the hot spring water? I tried racing to him with the horse, I've tried warping there. I'm so confused what do I do??? I have gamecube version but the guides I look at say everything is the same except east is west, (it's mirrored)

2007-03-22 02:34:20 · 6 answers · asked by Zapawaf 2 in Video & Online Games

I am in love with a woman, we have been friends for many years and in the last two years have developed feelings for one another. We want to get married but the problem is she is already married, She had an arranged marriage and they basically have a loveless marraige. He tells her if she leaves he will do something drastic, he is very dependent on her. We love each other beyond belief but she also does not want him to hurt himself. Her husband also knows she loves someone else but refuses to leave her. Any suggestions?

2007-03-22 02:34:18 · 22 answers · asked by JOHN 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-03-22 02:34:15 · 7 answers · asked by torresjayrac 2 in Makeup

I've been told by my doctor to do 2mins of exercise a day and slowly build it up, as a means of battling chronic fatiuge syndrome.

So would having 3 or more orgasms in a row (either self ministered or from my bf) count? Surely it uses muscles, raises heart beat and gets me outta breath?!

What says all you lot out there?

:oP

XxxX

2007-03-22 02:34:13 · 27 answers · asked by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 in Women's Health

2007-03-22 02:34:11 · 32 answers · asked by LOLLI 3 in Polls & Surveys

My Father-in-law will be 90 in October, we want to have a party for him, not a surprise! Any suggestions for something special?

2007-03-22 02:34:11 · 13 answers · asked by katbro 1 in Entertaining