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Calmly walking out the door and binge shopping on his dime.

2007-03-22 02:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have been married almost 38 years and my husband has never given me a cup of that. He has never told me to be quiet either. He will ignore me though. I repay him for that by ignoring him back. My, aren't we SPECIAL?!

2007-03-22 02:37:18 · answer #2 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0 0

GREAT QUESTION! i have laughing my butt off at the answers.

I would throw it back in his face...but i would have a 4 course dinner for him afterwards.

1. an appetizer dish of kiss my *ss.
2. a salad tray of explosive diarrhea ~ I am cooking this meal, after all ;)
3. A very VERY light dinner of toilet paper.
4. And for dessert? a big old bowl (that the dog licked first) of *sleep your butt in the doghouse.*

~IF he begged for my forgiveness like a dog, we might then renegotiate the terms of this *dinner*

2007-03-22 03:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by Cinna 4 · 0 0

Give him a cup of the same thing but put some visine in it for him. He'll be running to the crapper real quick!

2007-03-22 02:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The only way to repay that kind of treatment is to give him a folder named 'divorce court'. 'See you there' would be the last words you'd have to say to him.

2007-03-22 02:39:56 · answer #5 · answered by TexasStar 4 · 0 0

By giving him a bowl of divorce papers with the amount of alimony payments.

2007-03-22 02:38:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I give him a cup of "Sleep on the couch with stinky cat"

2007-03-22 02:36:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jen F 5 · 1 0

Oh, he has learned not to engage in such foolishness.
I ain't put in 13 long years for nothing

2007-03-22 02:36:57 · answer #8 · answered by wackadoo 5 · 0 0

Wait until he asks you a question in front of someone important and then choose to HONOR the Shut the FVUK UP !
request....do it when it will cause him the most embarrassment and you the most pleasure.

Then when he asks you "WHAT THE H IS YOUR PROBLEM EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF.___________ (fill in the
blank) Let him know you chose to honor his request and just SHUT THE FVUK UP !

2007-03-22 02:39:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

with 4 hours of landscaping duty

2007-03-22 02:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by kiss me im hot 1 · 0 0

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