An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
2007-03-22 02:35:04 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in the uk an elevator is a lift!!!!!!
2007-03-22 04:34:29 · update #1
Where is that lift?
Loki you're the king
2007-03-22 04:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then when the mother got there she made the father go on the elevator!!
2007-03-22 02:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I need to ride that elevator soon! 10 ha's
2007-03-22 13:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's an elevator?
2007-03-22 03:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by i_love_superheroes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, think i would say that as well, wow only 24 eh.Meadowhall aint like that.
2007-03-22 02:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-03-22 03:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by tertiahibernica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! OMG Loki, you've done it again! Great joke.
2007-03-22 06:04:52 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFSAO!!! EFFING LUFF IT!! Have a star, mi deary <3
2007-03-22 02:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by ` [ [ E l i e B e a n ] ] ; ; 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a place where you can shop for food/cloths or anything you need. :-)
2007-03-22 02:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by Renji 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one
2007-03-22 02:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋