All categories - 16 January 2007

When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".

Have a nice day everyone and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

2007-01-16 12:08:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Unfortunately, my laptop has been region locked because different region DVD's were played more than 5 times! Is it true that this is permanent and that NOTHING can be done to change it back to Region 2? Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated as i am truly stuck on this! Thanks people

2007-01-16 12:08:58 · 5 answers · asked by Carine 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

I want to print lyrics from some of Aaliyah's songs.

2007-01-16 12:08:56 · 8 answers · asked by me 2 in Music

The man I love (We are living long distance right now and both young so not committed to each other) sends me dirty sex talk messages like "i want to feel your ....." and dirty phone sex talk. why do guys do this?

2007-01-16 12:08:55 · 4 answers · asked by Janie 1 in Singles & Dating

Should I put an add in the personals?

eyepopping hideous female troll looking for smelly, hairy, ghastly hideous MALE troll with hairy @ss, big gnarly feet with 2 missing toe nails & the nastiest breath you ever smelled. oh and one eye bigger than the other.

is he out there?

2007-01-16 12:08:51 · 10 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Singles & Dating

I rear ended a vehicle that came to a complete stop going 45mph they were in the wrong lane trying to merge on the fwy. I hit the vehicle from the back (the bumper, rear end collision). We pulled over in a parking lot, exchanged information, no police report was made. This was NOT my fault I don't know what to do. I don't feel I should cover the damage to the other partys car (the driver was an 18 year old boy, I am 21 with a clean driving record and he was laughing he gets in accidents all the time) I don't have the funds to fix the other partys vehicle and I don't know how to go about this. Please help!

2007-01-16 12:08:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

When muslim people copy english culture and style, these english people actually make fun of them by saying that these muslims who promises that they are very religious and say that there religion is very attrective and good, then why they copy us? so people, why muslim copy englishs? is that mean muslims are bad or islam is not a good religion? what do you think muslims in english countries?

2007-01-16 12:08:43 · 7 answers · asked by Muhammad S 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2007-01-16 12:08:42 · 1 answers · asked by Pedro S 2 in Economics

We are selling our ranch in Ca. Potential buyer put up $10,000 earnest money and entered a 30 day escrow. We moved across country and were out in time for close. Never heard from potential buyer again or RE agent. Money still with Title company, 6 months later. Our ranch is still listed and we are still showing it. Our RE agent says it won't interfere with new possible buyer. Is that true? Where do I go to find out for sure - I don't trust that my RE agent knows for sure.

2007-01-16 12:08:41 · 5 answers · asked by tater.bug3 1 in Renting & Real Estate

I just wanted to know what country you or your ancestors are from. Mine are from Mexico, Spain, and Guatemala. I was in the Marine Corps for 5 years and got deployed 3 times. My Parents and 3 of my granparents were born in the U.S. and my Grandpa was in ww2. My uncle in Vietnam. I dont discriminate, but I just want to know about some of you who do. Where your ancestors are from and what have you or they done for this country.

2007-01-16 12:08:36 · 14 answers · asked by juan68701 4 in Immigration

Do you believe that there is no real human being inside a woman's belly? Why do most girls decide to have an abortion? Why not just give up the baby to a loving adopting family, or better yet, not make a bad decision in the first place to cause an unwanted pregnancy?

2007-01-16 12:08:33 · 13 answers · asked by jesusfreak08 1 in Pregnancy

2007-01-16 12:08:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Something fast and free would be great, but if there is a program you have purchased that DEFINITELY is fast and easy, please let me know.

Thanks

2007-01-16 12:08:32 · 3 answers · asked by mrsabbagh1020 2 in Software

2007-01-16 12:08:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

fort nox out of furniture cushions?

2007-01-16 12:08:31 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have an eight year old daughter who recently insulted my wife while at a friends house. My wife was talking about joining the church choir and my daughter said " please you do not sing good at all" My wife was hurt and said " Really you mean that" my daughter said Yes, You do not sing good at all. My wife was embarrassed and her friends told my daughter that she was not being very nice. The thing is my wife does sing good. I think my daughter may be in competition with her mom. This would have never happened to me because I would have embarrassed her back by saying with a very stearn voice you will get a spanking when we leave, with that scary stare. But took it more personal and was hurt. Why would my daughter want to treat her mother like this in front of friends? Thank You for anyone who responds with good intentions. Thank You

2007-01-16 12:08:30 · 8 answers · asked by J P 1 in Parenting

I have a 12lb Pekingnese that i think had been impregnated by my 8lb yorkie... I have no idea how long she has been. anyone know how long the typical pregnancy is??

2007-01-16 12:08:29 · 8 answers · asked by Jennifer 1 in Dogs

We became best friends a while ago, and we were always talking, but now, she doesn't seem like she wants to be my best friend. She doesn't say anything, but still. [I'm the kind of person that loses friends as easy as they come] People say that's because I'm so different Psh... : ]

2007-01-16 12:08:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

If you do then answer these questions, im doing a research project at school about the college.
1. The date the college was founded, and who founded it?
2. What is the college known for?
3. And where is it located?
4. ACT requirments, and SAT requirments.

2007-01-16 12:08:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)

ok i met this guy a couple of weeks ago...we have been getting on great and feels like we are together...but the whole time we knew that it was going to end soon coz he was just here on holidays visiting his dad that lives here coz he's actually from another country (close to mine but yet so far away...)

Sooooo...the time has come and he is due to leave in a couple of days...i thought id be fine and thought id be able to handle it...but now that the time has come its a lot harder then i thought. We are so totally into each other...he's coming back over easter to spend a week with me...what do i do in the meantime?? is it best to just go back to our normal lives and then just catch up when he comes back or should we keep in touch while he's gone...is it worth it...he is from another country after all...im so confused...how do i get through this. im so sad now...i tried not to get attached i knew this would happen...(silly silly girl)

we are both 20 yrs old if that helps...

2007-01-16 12:08:25 · 4 answers · asked by hello hello! 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-16 12:08:25 · 18 answers · asked by bob 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have a cactus with long thin leaves. I am not sure what type it is. Do you know of any types of cacti that grow leaves.

2007-01-16 12:08:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Botany

2007-01-16 12:08:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

anyone know?

2007-01-16 12:08:18 · 2 answers · asked by Dee Dee 2 in Comics & Animation

lets make a random sentance.

each person that answers says a new word to make a litterate sentance.
example:

person 1:because
person2:he
person3:wanted

etc.

ok ill start it off.


ONE DAY MY MOTHER CAME IN AND...

2007-01-16 12:08:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there`s this boy, lets call him joey.
well, joey would flirt with me & call
me "s_xy" everyday in fourth period.[=
but i have fifth period w/ him too !
& in fifth, he NEVER talks to me,
flirts with me, or anythingg. =[
whats up with that ?
maybe its` also because i sit
in the front in fifth period,
but i sit near him in fourth ?

gah. i don`t knoww.
help ?

2007-01-16 12:08:11 · 3 answers · asked by Taylor. 5 in Singles & Dating

I met a guy online and stupidly, sent him some sexy pics. of me. They aren't nude just me in bikinis. I told him to get rid of the pics. after he looks at them. He did send a pic. of himself but he isn't my type. We talked about doing some kinky things. He e-mailed me telling me that I must be naked if I want to get together and now I"m kinda scared. He says he's an "important businessman" and anonymity is a must and he knows I have a boyfriend. Okay, I asked him to spank me because it's a fantasy I have and I don't want to ask my boyfriend. He really is scaring me now and told me he is into guns! He lives near me and I have his pic. and his e-mail address. If I call the police, will my family and boyfriend necessarily find out? Yes, I'm an adult. I KNOW THIS WAS REALLY STUUPID OF ME AND SOME OF YOU THINK I DESERVE THIS BUT I DON'T! I am mentally unstable and see a psychiatrist who could testify that my instability. I'm scared, what should I do????

2007-01-16 12:08:10 · 12 answers · asked by SHELTIELUVER 3 in Law & Ethics

as in a blackout?

2007-01-16 12:08:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

r u able to have the same account on 2 seperate computers with out having msn. cause i have msn messenger on my old computer with all of my friends on it but then i got a laptop and i wanna be able to use msn messenger on that to with the same messenger name. is their any way to do that?? if so how??

2007-01-16 12:08:02 · 4 answers · asked by ♥nikki♥ 3 in Internet

Regular laundering does not work, it's just stinky and tends to make the whole load stinky. It's part of a theme set, so buying a new one, while a possiblity, is not what I want to do. Any ideas?

2007-01-16 12:07:45 · 12 answers · asked by sandieandjackson 2 in Cleaning & Laundry