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When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested"

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company".

Have a nice day everyone and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.

2007-01-16 12:08:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

is that true anyway its reallly good.

i know i sound like a whinger but i seriously need the ten points as im in a race against friends.thanx

2007-01-20 22:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i do no longer choose to be a moist noodle yet jobs get even worse than what you're speaking approximately! you're blessed adequate to artwork with kin. in simple terms think of what that's going to be like while your boss isn't kin and hates your guts! My undesirable mom in regulation has been coping with jealousy and hate for over a year at her interest. I additionally had somebody key my automobile and burn the interior panel for in simple terms hating me. i'm telling you, it gets worse. while kin get on your nerves, you may tell them to bleep off yet once you artwork for an asshole, you don't get the lush. My propose is to be careful what you elect for, you purely could get it! additionally remember there is not any such concern as "greater helpful" purely diverse. artwork will continuously be artwork no rely the way you tumble it around. Its a 4 letter be conscious, what can i permit you already know. in simple terms attempt to be grateful for the flaws you do have as unfavourable to no longer having. solid success.

2016-12-12 13:05:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I actually hate my boss & the people here. Most are just plain straight up *******!!! You'd think that I'd be motivated to train for another job but I just think it's all the same. I'm also too lazy to pack up all of my crap hahah!!! I HATE the attitude---give Saffy this because she'll do it. When are YOU going to do YOUR work & quit shoving it off on me?

2007-01-22 03:28:20 · answer #3 · answered by Missy Saffron 2 · 0 0

Much funnier then what I say

Somewhere someone is doing something with hot tar for $5.00 an hour.

2007-01-16 14:29:07 · answer #4 · answered by Jimfix 5 · 0 0

O yeah

2007-01-16 12:12:26 · answer #5 · answered by Maninblack 1 · 0 0

Never thought of it like that,intristing.

2007-01-22 03:48:15 · answer #6 · answered by Baby Doll 3 · 0 0

I don't even have a job to hate

2007-01-16 12:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

True

but I do hate my job...especially my boss!!

2007-01-16 12:12:33 · answer #8 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 0 0

wwwoooowww yeah i really love this!!!!!!
amazing

2007-01-22 00:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

~~giggles~~ that is so funny and so true. ~~giggles~~ I loved it.
Thanks

2007-01-16 16:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

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