Yes............No
No..............Yes
Maybe........No
We Need....I want
I'm sorry.....You'll be sorry
We need to talk.........You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead..........you better not
Do what you want......You will pay for this later
I'm not upset................Or course, I'm upset, you moron!
Your're attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry............I'm hungry
I'm sleepy.............I'm sleepy
I'm tired................I'm tired
Nice dress...........Nice cleavage!
I love you..............Let's have sex now
I'm bored..............do you want to have sex
May I have this dance...........I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime.......I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie.....I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner.........I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..........I'm gay!
2007-01-16
23:55:57
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