Yes............No
No..............Yes
Maybe........No
We Need....I want
I'm sorry.....You'll be sorry
We need to talk.........You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead..........you better not
Do what you want......You will pay for this later
I'm not upset................Or course, I'm upset, you moron!
Your're attentive tonight......Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH
I'm hungry............I'm hungry
I'm sleepy.............I'm sleepy
I'm tired................I'm tired
Nice dress...........Nice cleavage!
I love you..............Let's have sex now
I'm bored..............do you want to have sex
May I have this dance...........I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime.......I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie.....I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you to dinner.........I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..........I'm gay!
2007-01-16 23:55:57 · 13 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Erm , nice dress an i'm bored !!
2007-01-17 00:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaaaaaaha yo thats hilarious!!! heres 5 guidelines for man or woman men to stay by technique of. a million. you should have a woman who helps at homestead, who chefs each and each each now and then, cleans and has a job. 2. you should have a woman who can make you chortle. 3. you should have a woman who think ofyou've got self assurance and who does no longer lie to you. 4. you should have a woman who's sturdy in mattress and who likes to be with you. 5. it truly is thoroughly, major that those 4 women folk do no longer understand one yet another.
2016-11-24 22:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and the finishing article for this that I posted 3 weeks ago is:-
And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For example; when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ar*e.
2007-01-17 00:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
good one again pretty woman the mens ones didnt need a lot of decoding and the ladys are something else 10/10
2007-01-17 02:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one in the Women's Dictionary:
FINE: Now you're REALLY in trouble mister!!
2007-01-17 00:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its really really cool
i m still laughing
men's views are more interesting
they alwayz have one n the same thing in their mind
keep going
lol
2007-01-17 00:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another mens:
we need to talk: your dumped
womens:
listen...: your dumped
haha lol
2007-01-17 02:10:03 · answer #7 · answered by la de da 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another one for the womens English
I don't want anything.........You'd better get me something.
2007-01-17 00:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Julie A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke....Do you want to go to a movie?
2007-01-17 00:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by firestarter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-17 00:14:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋