Should I put an add in the personals?
eyepopping hideous female troll looking for smelly, hairy, ghastly hideous MALE troll with hairy @ss, big gnarly feet with 2 missing toe nails & the nastiest breath you ever smelled. oh and one eye bigger than the other.
is he out there?
2007-01-16 12:08:51 · 10 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I hope very strong but what are the chances of anyone of us finding a smelly, hairy, ghastly hideous MALE troll with hairy bum, big gross feet w/missing toe nails (does it really have to be 2 cause I think I saw one with 6 at the gym the other day...), knock me dead breath, with one eye larger then the other!
You might just be asking too much, but perhaps if you widened your parameters just a bit...chances would go up?
Either way, I wish you the best of luck with that. Have a good time looking...I'd try all the local bridges first (underneath of course), if nothing you might want to try expanding your hunting to dark hunted forests & the like...
2007-01-16 12:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by Marie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U need Estrogen
2007-01-16 20:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by doodie315 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try hanging out at the circus??
2007-01-16 20:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Biker 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, troll. I'm sure you'll find a good guy who will love you for who you are inside. (snort) (titter)
2007-01-16 20:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is someone for everyone. But didn't Shrek get married already?
2007-01-16 20:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by 1truthseeker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there's always some one out there, just keep looking don't give up. good luck
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2007-01-16 20:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to match dot kom
2007-01-16 20:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by wind it up 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try www.plentyoffish.com at least you won't have to pay for the ad.
2007-01-16 20:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by Clare C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You betcha!
2007-01-16 20:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by sophia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeh, he's out there, he's my ex-boyfriend and you can have him!
2007-01-16 20:25:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋