A man's car breaks down near an Amish community. There's no other cars around for miles, so the man starts walking. An Amish man in a horse-drawn buggy comes up behind him after awhile and asks if he'd like a lift into town. So the man gets in.
After a few minutes, the Amish man stopped, got down, stuck his finger up the horses butt, swished it around, and then rubbed his finger on his lips, and got back in the buggy. He did this twice more, every ten minutes or so. When he was getting down the third time, the other guy says, "okay, I have to ask you, what are you doing?" "well," the Amish man says, "my lips are chapped." "Oh," the other guy says," does it help?" "no," he replied," but it sure does keep me from licking them."
2007-01-13
14:58:06
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