two nuns driving down the road late at night and a vampire jumps onto the car
''quick show him your cross''says the nun driving
''GET OFF THE EFFING CAR '' says the second nun
what do you call a scottish cloakroom attendant
ANGUS MCOATUP
WHAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS INSECT IN THE WORLD
THE HEPATITUS BEE
my sister is dating a mushroom harvester,she reckons he is a FUNGI to be with.
and the final one which probably only our uk friends will appreciate
i came home from the pub last night and there was a packet of DAZ on the telly
i said to the wife''what the eff is that doin on the telly''and she replied
''I COULDNT FIND THE AREIL'' HA HA
2007-01-13
23:53:56
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