two nuns driving down the road late at night and a vampire jumps onto the car
''quick show him your cross''says the nun driving
''GET OFF THE EFFING CAR '' says the second nun
what do you call a scottish cloakroom attendant
ANGUS MCOATUP
WHAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS INSECT IN THE WORLD
THE HEPATITUS BEE
my sister is dating a mushroom harvester,she reckons he is a FUNGI to be with.
and the final one which probably only our uk friends will appreciate
i came home from the pub last night and there was a packet of DAZ on the telly
i said to the wife''what the eff is that doin on the telly''and she replied
''I COULDNT FIND THE AREIL'' HA HA
2007-01-13 23:53:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jokobojog
lighten up or do better you misery.
2007-01-14 00:01:54 · update #1
snikelbak
great response
2007-01-14 00:03:27 · update #2
Hahahahahahaaha, they cheered me up while Im getting ready to go to work! Especially the first one!
More, more..... :-)
2007-01-13 23:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I feel better now,thank you!
A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
Two termines walk into a bar, one says to the other "Is the bar tender here?"
2007-01-14 00:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by sudonym x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the Aerial VANISHED lol
Good Jokes not heard that last 1 before :0)
2007-01-14 00:01:25 · answer #3 · answered by snikleback 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've got seen uniforms like that earlier. It seems sturdy, yet i'm uncertain relating to the water resistant pants. you will desire to look for stretchy pants once you are going to cheer in them. sturdy success!
2016-10-19 23:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats so cool, i was a real misery before i got to your jokes. The nun and Daz joke are great. Thanks for making my day.
2007-01-14 00:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by china doll 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite was the hepatitus bee. That was a good one. Do you have any more?
2007-01-14 00:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha.........Not bad 4 a sunday!
What's the horoscope sign for a test tube baby?
Pyrex of course!
2007-01-13 23:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jimbobarino 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
GOOD ONES BILL G NEW ONES AT THAT 10/10
2007-01-14 00:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea no so bad cheered up a grey Sunday morning
2007-01-13 23:59:53 · answer #9 · answered by floss♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they do not. Maybe only the one with the bee.... Sorry.
2007-01-13 23:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋