A man's car breaks down near an Amish community. There's no other cars around for miles, so the man starts walking. An Amish man in a horse-drawn buggy comes up behind him after awhile and asks if he'd like a lift into town. So the man gets in.
After a few minutes, the Amish man stopped, got down, stuck his finger up the horses butt, swished it around, and then rubbed his finger on his lips, and got back in the buggy. He did this twice more, every ten minutes or so. When he was getting down the third time, the other guy says, "okay, I have to ask you, what are you doing?" "well," the Amish man says, "my lips are chapped." "Oh," the other guy says," does it help?" "no," he replied," but it sure does keep me from licking them."
2007-01-13 14:58:06 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good one got any more
2007-01-16 08:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa interesing. Nice one
2007-01-13 15:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yuuuuck!! and I bet he was single too!!
Does that mean when he has a cold he feels a little horse? [opps I meant hoarse!]
2007-01-13 15:42:05 · answer #3 · answered by bejay 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-01-16 08:37:54 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must think alot differently, but yes very funny!
p.s. don't feel bad i think like that too, it's not a bad thing,lol!
2007-01-13 15:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cool joke.
2007-01-13 15:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dang man am gonna throw up
2007-01-13 15:06:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
THATS WHY AMISH PEOPLE DO NOT KISS IN PUBLIC
2007-01-13 15:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
nice that's what i want to cheer me up thank u
2007-01-13 15:04:09 · answer #9 · answered by darkangel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gross..!! Funny but disgusting..
2007-01-13 15:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by Adis A 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋