The Four Cats.....
>> >
>> > Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were
>> > The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the
>> > third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.
>> >
>> > To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
>> > "T-square, do your stuff."
>> >
>> > T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
>> > promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that
>> > was pretty smart.
>> >
>> > But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
>> > He called his cat and said,
>> > "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
>> >
>> > Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.
>> > He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ..........Everyone
>> > agreed that was good.
>> >
>> > But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
>>said
>> > "Measure, do your stuff."
>> >
>> > Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a
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