joke of the day...?

Question

The Four Cats.....
>> >
>> > Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were
>> > The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the
>> > third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.
>> >
>> > To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
>> > "T-square, do your stuff."
>> >
>> > T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and
>> > promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that
>> > was pretty smart.
>> >
>> > But the Accountant said his cat could do better.
>> > He called his cat and said,
>> > "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
>> >
>> > Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.
>> > He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ..........Everyone
>> > agreed that was good.
>> >
>> > But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
>>said
>> > "Measure, do your stuff."
>> >
>> > Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a

quart of milk,, got a
>> > 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without
>> > spilling a drop into the glass.
>> >
>> > Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
>> > Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What
>>can
>> > your cat do?"
>> >
>> > The Government Employee called his cat and said.....
>> >
>> > "Coffee Break.....do your stuff."
>> >
>> > Coffee Break jumped to his feet...........
>> > ate the cookies...............
>> > drank the milk..............
>> > **** on the paper....................
>> > screwed the other three cats.....................
>> > claimed he injured his back while doing so..................
>> > filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.........
>> > put in for Workers Compensation...............and
>> > went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

lol nice, but kinda long. But it sure is one of the better ones i've read here.
Cheers

Answer 2

Heard that before but still cute. Here's one for you

School days

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class
one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on
the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in
the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, Pat?"

"I just saw one of your garters!"

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten
to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the
chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male
student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!"

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment
is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around
again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of
laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little
Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"

BYE
Imtiyaz G

Answer 3

Very good . On a scale of 1-10, it is 10 plus.




imtiyazg also has a good joke.
Love them both.

Answer 4

Ha Ha! That was quite funny. i rate you 9 out of 10.

Answer 5

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! So true!

Answer 6

lol both very good i mean the one form Imtiyaz G too

Answer 7

thats some funny stuff..but i needed a nap in the middle of that one...lol.....

Answer 8

Good one sport...excellent..

Answer 9

that was bad but funny

Answer 10

thats a smart pussy