Tattoos
George and Jenny decide that for their honeymoon they
are going to go to a nudist colony in Jamaica. For
a wedding present, George gets Jenny's name tattooed
on his penis. When he is hard it reads JENNY and when
he is soft it says JNY.
The newlywed couple arrive in Jamaica and are having
a wonderful time. They swim in the ocean, tanning,
swimming in the pool, enjoying the sun and native people.
One day, George is sitting at the bar and notices that
the native Jamaican's penis also says JNY.
He asks the Jamaican, "Oh, do you have a girlfriend
named Jenny?" The Jamaican seems rather confused and
simply answers, "No." "I noticed we have the same
tattoo. When I'm soft my penis says JNY and when I'm
hard my penis says JENNY, my girlfriends name."
"Um, I think we are made of slightly different stuff,
when I'm hard, mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE
A NICE DAY!!!"
2007-01-08
02:21:59
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