what would yours say?

Question

Tattoos

George and Jenny decide that for their honeymoon they
are going to go to a nudist colony in Jamaica. For
a wedding present, George gets Jenny's name tattooed
on his penis. When he is hard it reads JENNY and when
he is soft it says JNY.

The newlywed couple arrive in Jamaica and are having
a wonderful time. They swim in the ocean, tanning,
swimming in the pool, enjoying the sun and native people.

One day, George is sitting at the bar and notices that
the native Jamaican's penis also says JNY.

He asks the Jamaican, "Oh, do you have a girlfriend
named Jenny?" The Jamaican seems rather confused and
simply answers, "No." "I noticed we have the same
tattoo. When I'm soft my penis says JNY and when I'm
hard my penis says JENNY, my girlfriends name."

"Um, I think we are made of slightly different stuff,
when I'm hard, mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA AND HAVE
A NICE DAY!!!"

Answer 1

STFU!!!!!!!
that is one of my alltime favorite jokes.

YOU FRICKIN' ROCK.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

yeah I've heard that one a few times but it's still one of my faves

Answer 4

i wish i had a penis

Answer 5

How funny. Thanks for the laugh on a Monday morning! I needed that.

Answer 6

LMAO....Great joke you made my day.

Answer 7

Mine would say, "I'd rather have a vagina."

Answer 8

CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE for me

Answer 9

i don't have a penis.

Mom of B & D

Answer 10

LMAO, that was so funny. Thanks so much for the laugh!