1. A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
2. Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
3.Good morning, Brown, Brown, Brown, and Brown?
Yes, madam.
May I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
I'm so sorry, Mr. Brown is away sick today.
Oh, then may I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
Mr. Brown is on holiday.
It's very important, may I speak to Mr. Brown?
Mr. Brown is away from the office on business.
Oh, no! Then I'll have to speak to Mr. Brown, it's a matter of life or death!
Mr. Brown speaking!
2007-01-03
20:05:49
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