1. A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
2. Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
3.Good morning, Brown, Brown, Brown, and Brown?
Yes, madam.
May I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
I'm so sorry, Mr. Brown is away sick today.
Oh, then may I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
Mr. Brown is on holiday.
It's very important, may I speak to Mr. Brown?
Mr. Brown is away from the office on business.
Oh, no! Then I'll have to speak to Mr. Brown, it's a matter of life or death!
Mr. Brown speaking!
2007-01-03 20:05:49 · 27 answers · asked by axilaryguy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow.......... i loved them especially the second one .......... it was too good.
the brown one was good too.... i giv u 10/10 for your jokes and 11/10 for your effort - you wrote soo much!
thanx for sharing them, anyways :)
2007-01-03 20:47:27 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Salam. An apple an afternoon retains the physician away.retains in this sentence ability reasons.by skill of ability of ingesting an apple an afternoon we are waiting to be healthful so we don't desire a doctor.Syaitans would be stored away by skill of ability of praying (salat),recite the qur'an,dzikir etc
2016-10-29 23:17:50 · answer #2 · answered by bonanno 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
many seems to think that we r playing games!!
i wonder what kind of?
anyway now a days i cant end up a day without Ur qt little jokes which really does bring me a smile. thank you very much.
keep up the good joke and never listen to any hell.
2007-01-04 01:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.i liked it too
but i had many expectations from u & hence not completely satisfied from it .yaar i did't mean to discourage u but yaa i wish u write such funny jokes that might tickle ur funny bone for the whole day.
but hats off to u for in a lot of effort for typing it . keep it up man
2007-01-04 00:40:56 · answer #4 · answered by dreamgirl 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes dear.a joke a day,keeps the doctor away.because laugh is life.and in our busy life laught make us a little rest or tension free.so u r right.
2007-01-03 20:28:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-03 20:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by MOGAMAT C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i luv the brown brown brown one mr brown
ahahahahah lol
2007-01-03 20:20:48 · answer #7 · answered by punk_ass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im eating an apple
2007-01-03 20:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by Fadi K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha.....thanks Mr brown, brown, brown
2007-01-04 18:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-03 20:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋