All categories - 29 November 2006

a lady found a cat which was ill & dirty n begged her husband to take it to the vet.The husband didnt really like the cat and hated the vet they would make cheap remarks @each other on every oppurnity they had.the vet used to call the husband el-CHEAP-o.but the husband used to always get the last word. the vet knew one day he'll get him back.the vet kept the cat for da nyt.the husband replied give it a bath it stinks and he pulled his wife and walked of.the next day the husband had an appointment with his doctor which was in the same building as the vets,the line was extremely long so he had to wait,the vet popped his head out of a sliding door and screamed to the husband :
Your wife's p#ssy doesn't stink any more and it's
finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose.
Oh,and, by the way,
I think she's pregnant.God only knows who the father
is!" Then he closed the door.


AND THAT FRENS IS WHAT YOU CALL REVENGE

2006-11-29 22:23:38 · 10 answers · asked by kevnbn 2 in Jokes & Riddles

won't it be better to have shiny legendary pokemon since theres only one in the game?

2006-11-29 22:23:37 · 3 answers · asked by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 in Video & Online Games

2006-11-29 22:23:35 · 16 answers · asked by Dr.Nina 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-11-29 22:23:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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2006-11-29 22:23:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anthony F 6 in Programming & Design

2006-11-29 22:23:16 · 12 answers · asked by Dr.Nina 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-11-29 22:23:08 · 9 answers · asked by Pauline B 2 in Diabetes

Source: Wikipedia. The Christians also blamed and killed Muslims and Gypseys for the plaugue.

2006-11-29 22:23:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

ive been dieting (no fat, small servings, mostly vegetables or unsweetened fruits) and working out (almost daily and over three weeks now, mostly cardio but also trying to burn down on different muscle groups - no its not muscles i gained, its all fat), and still i am permanently gaining weight. yeah, i know losing weight doesn t happen too fast, but i gain and gain... im desperate - i dont fit my clothes no more...
might stress play a role in this? ive been having quite a lot of it lately... my boyfriend says that might be a reason for it, but i only know people losing weight when they are stressed, not gaining
please please help me
i weight about 210 pounds now, i used to weigh about 190 two months ago, when i started dieting and working out i had about 200, how come i still gained? i just look horrible right now, the 190 were big already, but the proportions were all good, now my belly got huge, butt and breasts also, even my face too, i cant stand looking into th emirror no more

2006-11-29 22:22:52 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Diet & Fitness

2006-11-29 22:22:49 · 11 answers · asked by Dr.Nina 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-11-29 22:22:35 · 16 answers · asked by Gettoblad 2 in Television

Hi all.. What are some effective and fast methods to slimming down, esp. in waist and hip areas.. The thighs as well.. Esp thru diet.. No exercising is best! Haha..

2006-11-29 22:22:08 · 4 answers · asked by shufang84 3 in Diet & Fitness

it is research paper

2006-11-29 22:21:42 · 1 answers · asked by irish 1 in Small Business

2006-11-29 22:21:36 · 15 answers · asked by simonsmith74 1 in Cooking & Recipes

For most gay men, do you generally choose to be (more-or-less) strictly a bottom or top, or do you switch giving/receiving positions in different relationships or sexual encounters?

2006-11-29 22:21:32 · 15 answers · asked by sevaspeto 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-11-29 22:21:32 · 7 answers · asked by dejavu472 2 in Computer Networking

At least one is telling truth and atleast one is lying. Tell the colour of horse

2006-11-29 22:21:30 · 25 answers · asked by guy 2 in Mathematics

The way I feel right now, I'd sell mine for a bag of chocolate buttons.

2006-11-29 22:21:28 · 20 answers · asked by nev 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I have seen the error of my ways!

2006-11-29 22:21:25 · 14 answers · asked by Tipsy Dipsy 2 in Movies

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I'm 19m.
Please help me.
I have tried doing my things to get good looking chest.
I have chest like small boops ?
I feel shame to remove my top, so i dont even go for swimming which is my Fav' sport.
I'm alos shamed to be with my girl in bed.
Please say me some tips to reduce it.

2006-11-29 22:21:16 · 10 answers · asked by sndnads.com 1 in Men's Health

With the demise of the superstars of cricket, who will be th next lara, sachin's om world cricket?

2006-11-29 22:21:11 · 8 answers · asked by curlyhurlymo 3 in Cricket

2006-11-29 22:21:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

2006-11-29 22:21:06 · 8 answers · asked by Swork 1 in Video & Online Games

2006-11-29 22:20:58 · 1 answers · asked by Ineedtono 1 in Infectious Diseases

2006-11-29 22:20:57 · 1 answers · asked by *yawn* 2 in Chemistry

I mean worship god? If he is obivosly not there.

2006-11-29 22:20:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

what is the best free p2p to use and why? i have tried limewire, frostwire and morpheus.

2006-11-29 22:20:53 · 5 answers · asked by john w 1 in Software

so that one may recall the things once heard or read ....

2006-11-29 22:20:41 · 5 answers · asked by roony 1 in Diet & Fitness

for Aurvedic treatments etc.

2006-11-29 22:20:30 · 6 answers · asked by Dharminder Y 1 in Diet & Fitness