a lady found a cat which was ill & dirty n begged her husband to take it to the vet.The husband didnt really like the cat and hated the vet they would make cheap remarks @each other on every oppurnity they had.the vet used to call the husband el-CHEAP-o.but the husband used to always get the last word. the vet knew one day he'll get him back.the vet kept the cat for da nyt.the husband replied give it a bath it stinks and he pulled his wife and walked of.the next day the husband had an appointment with his doctor which was in the same building as the vets,the line was extremely long so he had to wait,the vet popped his head out of a sliding door and screamed to the husband :
Your wife's p#ssy doesn't stink any more and it's
finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose.
Oh,and, by the way,
I think she's pregnant.God only knows who the father
is!" Then he closed the door.
AND THAT FRENS IS WHAT YOU CALL REVENGE
2006-11-29 22:23:38 · 10 answers · asked by kevnbn 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's hilarious! LOL! =D
2006-11-29 22:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by lilypond868 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
Get this
Sisters of St. Francis
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye..It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
Far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next
to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business...."
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go
through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds
himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU
RIGHT, YOU SINNER
____________________________________________________
BYE - Imtiyaz G
2006-11-30 06:31:23 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes but OUUUUUE OUUUUUE OOUUUUE.... (in words: you have very large sentences, you made me read like a frantic! LOOOOOL!!!)
But it was very good! He he! It reminds me of another "public-humiliation" joke but it is way too long! You`ll get bored!
2006-11-30 06:30:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would def kill that vet
2006-11-30 06:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, that is not the best joke 'eva'.
Oh goodness me, no.
2006-11-30 06:35:03 · answer #5 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!!!!!!!!
2006-11-30 06:30:57 · answer #6 · answered by smurrfie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that is revenge
2006-11-30 08:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i did not know that you know my wife
2006-11-30 06:28:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2006-11-30 06:25:29 · answer #9 · answered by Byakuya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was great!!! funny, funny, funny
2006-11-30 06:40:36 · answer #10 · answered by nanster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋