I fear for our planet, one day the world shall be taken over by chavs.I have forseen it. First they will start to overpopulate the earth since they all get pregnant at nine and have like, five kids all called Melanie Brandeen Chantell Shazney Chutney Tracy Mercedes Smith(One name) .Then their species will begin to evolve independantly untill eventually they will just be born orange instead of using fake tan , and they have all ready begun to develope their own language ,Chavish, then , eventualy Jade Goody will become the queen of Chavland and send armies of Chavs all over the world to destroy us by first Using their tacky gold jewlery and insanly white trainers to first blind us, and then hold us prisoner.Then we shall all be doomed, doomed I tells ya!!So I urge you all, we must work together to save our planet by exterminating the chavs and their chavlings by means of jiant blenders, do your planet a favour, kill a chav today!
2006-11-29
23:33:52
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