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Two convicts are locked in a cell.

There is an unbarred window high up in the cell.

No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape.

They then decide to tunnel out.

However, they give up with the tunnelling because it will take too long.

Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell.



What is his plan?

2006-11-29 23:31:23 · 11 answers · asked by Jellytot 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Aww, you're all so quick!!

2006-11-29 23:37:11 · update #1

11 answers

dig a hole and the dirt that comes out make a mound to the window

2006-11-29 23:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

By tunneling I suppose a heap of dirt formed, they stood on the heap to escape through the window.

2006-11-29 23:35:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

They clap their hands until they're sore.
They take the saw (sore) and cut the bed in half
Two halfs make a whole
They jump through the hole
They shout until they are hoarse
They jump on the horse and ride off into the sunset

Easy peasy japaneesy

2006-11-30 00:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1 0

Kick the guard in the balls and run?

No seriously, they pile up the dirt they dug out of the tunnel and climb out of the window from the top of the pile.

2006-11-29 23:33:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

the one bangs his head against the wall till it's sore. The other guy takes the saw and makes a ladder. They build a high platform with the dug out ground and place the ladder on it. They get out?

2006-11-29 23:35:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Pile up the dirt used to dig a hole so they can reach the window.

2006-11-29 23:34:03 · answer #6 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 1 0

They break the bed in two, then put in back together to make a hole... and leave through that?!

2006-11-29 23:33:31 · answer #7 · answered by seriocomic_fusion 2 · 1 0

Walk out the door?

2006-11-29 23:33:24 · answer #8 · answered by hello772345 2 · 1 1

wee on the floor everyday until they can swim to the window

no of course not

2006-11-30 00:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

the hole and widow become one

2006-11-30 00:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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