A very small guy walks into a bar and finds himself standig next to a huge man. The huge man turns to him and says, "Hi, I'm 6'6", 345lbs, 22" penis, 3.5lb left testicle, 3.5 right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy immediately faints. When he comes around he is being helped to a chair by the big man who asks, "What's wrong with you man?" "I'm sorry, can you repeat what you said before?" "Sure, 6'6", 345lbs, 22" penis, 3.5lb left testicle, 3.5 right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy sighs with relief. "Oh, wow, I thought you said turn around "
2006-11-22
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