An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of a dice.
She said 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completly nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled 'Come on baby, mama needs new clothes'.
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers, and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at eachoher dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know, I thought you were watching!'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blonds are dumb- But all men are men.
2006-11-19
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