An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of a dice.
She said 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completly nude.'
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled 'Come on baby, mama needs new clothes'.
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers, and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at eachoher dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked 'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know, I thought you were watching!'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blonds are dumb- But all men are men.
2006-11-19 23:58:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good To See A Girl Sticking Up For Herself, Course I'd Stick Up For You Any Time Darl, Have A Gooday!
2006-11-20 00:11:26 · answer #1 · answered by Paul R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL Hell I will have to try that. I am not blonde though, but that may mean I can get away with 2 rolls and win! LMAO :))
2006-11-20 00:24:18 · answer #2 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool joke but i think thats true of anyone, not just men. if someone striped completly nude in front of you, the last thing you'd be thinking about is the dice.
2006-11-20 00:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by think outside the box 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,... yes we are.
And for the record,... I wouldn't have cared what the hell she rolled after that performance even if I DID see what she rolled. ^___^
2006-11-20 00:03:32 · answer #4 · answered by Lighthawk Demon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeheeheeheehee! That always works at my house too.
2006-11-20 00:01:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its a good joke, and unfortunately for men its true
2006-11-20 00:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too right!! Very good x
2006-11-20 00:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lot of men arent stupid..a lot of men are..a lot of babies cry...sum babies not as much...there is a balance to everything
2006-11-20 00:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice to see the women fighting back for once, bless 'em :D
2006-11-20 00:00:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
men who work in casino's maybe.lol
2006-11-20 00:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋