There was a sign in the window of a business that said, "HELP WANTED- Must be able to type, be computer literate and bi-lingual". So a dog sees the sign and goes in to apply. The man says,"Can you type?" and the dog proceeds to type 70 words per minute without a mistake. Then he asks,"Ok, but are you computer literate?" and the dog quickly writes a computer program that runs flawlessly. At this point the man says, "I'm very impressed but I can't hire you because you are not bi-lingual". The dog looks at him and says, "MEOWWWW".
2006-11-22
00:14:20
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