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did you here about the girl who bought a inflatable boyfreind..
she was so mad and angry cuz he was a big let down

how do you go bird watching in the playboy mansion ?
1 get some blue paint then - well il let u figure it out lol

you know the guy who fell out of a building onto some spiked fence
oh well atleast he got the point

i saw one of my freinds on tv the otherday so i said get off that tv or you will break it

a guy goes to the doc's and says doc doc i have got the beach on my mind and the doc says yep i can sea that

what do u call a man with a rash on his genitals ?
spotted dick

the police are looking for the notorious bandits for steling wigs so the police are coaming the area for clues

what do u call bart simpson at his house alone and his dad who took some money from the bank

HOMER LONE lol

2006-11-22 00:14:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Television

ok ok playboy joke

blue paint then put it on the womans ____

blue tit aka a bird in the wild

2006-11-22 00:19:05 · update #1

5 answers

Good jokes...gives me a smile on a miserable morning at work.

2006-11-22 00:26:56 · answer #1 · answered by ludacrusher 4 · 1 0

A man wakes up one bright, sunny Monday morning and is astonished when he uses the bathroom. His member is orange. He is worried about it all day, asks his buddy at work about it. His buddy suggests the man goes to the doctor. He makes an appointment and goes. The nurse comes in, he tells her about his problem; she writes down his information, takes his vitals, etc. The doctor comes in. They have a long discussion about the possible conditions and diseases that could have caused his orange color. The doctor orders a serious of tests and recommends that the man put some ointment on it. Right before the man was about to leave, the doctor asks him what activities he participated in and who he was with during the weekend. The man shrugs and says, "Nothing that would have caused it to turn orange. I didn't even see anyone. I just stayed home alone, ate Cheetos, and watched porn."

:-D

2006-11-22 08:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 1

those are some great groaners.
However i don't fully get the Playboy joke.

2006-11-22 08:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 1 0

Ummm- one good, one. But I apreciate the good vibes.

2006-11-22 08:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by nor2006 3 · 1 0

weird but cute!!!!!!

2006-11-22 08:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 1 0

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