All categories - 20 November 2006

2006-11-20 02:41:48 · 26 answers · asked by . 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Guy at home watching TV eating peanuts. He'd toss one, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife called him, and as he turned to answer, the peanut fell in his ear.
He and wife tried to dig it out but only pushed it in deeper. After hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. Just about to leave the door, their daughter came home with her date. Telling him of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. Father blew, out it came. Mother and daughter jumped for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once gone the mother turned to the father and said, "Great! - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"

2006-11-20 02:41:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok here is my story. i had my period in spetember from the 22-24th which was lighter than normal, in october i had it on the 24th which was four days late and only lasted one day. i haven't had a period this month yet but i have been tired all the time, been getting headaches, the skina round my nipples has gotten really dark, my breast are tender to the touch expecially around the nipples, i have been sick to my stomach everyday for the last couple of weeks i am trying to figure out when my period should come this month and when i should take a pregnancy test....can anyone help me? serious answers please!!!!

2006-11-20 02:41:39 · 12 answers · asked by evilsangel 1 in Pregnancy

im in uni, my mentor thinks i have add what do i do? doctor?shrink? uni?

2006-11-20 02:41:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

the kid is a senior in High school ( in europe) and he wants to study in usa , it would be easier for him to apply for college if he would graduate in usa , what HS would possibly accept him - his grades are great and he is eager to learn ....oh and what HS would accept him for the 2nd semester ? because the 1st one is almost over !!!! every advice is greatly appreciated !

2006-11-20 02:41:33 · 2 answers · asked by mary j 1 in Other - Education

I need to find some synonyms for this line of work or particular industry.

2006-11-20 02:41:33 · 4 answers · asked by jbairdfau 1 in Alternative Medicine

2006-11-20 02:41:30 · 5 answers · asked by suuzq2000 1 in Other - Diseases

2006-11-20 02:41:27 · 10 answers · asked by Hot Momma 1 in Family

I don't believe this bullsh*t. Why, according to some Christians, are we saved purely by our belief in Jesus? A God who preaches that is not a loving God.

If someone does charity work, saves lives, helps people through h*ll and high water, why should they be left to burn in some devil's bubblebath? Because they do not believe in Jesus? What if they live in a tiny village in a part of the world that has never really heard of Jesus?

Just my two cents.

x

2006-11-20 02:41:25 · 19 answers · asked by lady_s_hazy 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Is it ok to use a Diaphragm w/spermicides if you have low grade abnormal cells on your cervix?

2006-11-20 02:41:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anyone 4 in Women's Health

I am a bit confused I had a argument with my friend over this, his point of view was that full contact karate was better than shotokan because it allowed the people to engage in a real life fight situation and also it had some better techniques. His point of view also was that since most of the fighters participating in k-1 and other mma fights are skilled in full contact karate and shotokan people are rarely present. I am new to this, I am very much confused I cant decide what to choose. I want to start something go very deep in it. I hope some skilled members in karate would answer my question, thanking in advance. plz do give some details about both styles since full contact karate has a variety of styles.

2006-11-20 02:40:54 · 7 answers · asked by joker 2 in Martial Arts

i am reading a book nowdays. it is about beauty of women. i want to know that am i able now to find beauties of girls. please mail ur details [age,hoobies,height and photo if u can] so i can send my research work on ur personality.

2006-11-20 02:40:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

Lately I have been feeling really hot, especially when I first wake up. I am feeling fine other then my body getting hot. I am wondering why my body is feeling this way and what could possibly be some causes. I am 22 years old.

2006-11-20 02:40:52 · 5 answers · asked by What Do I Know? 3 in Women's Health

Compare this to a similar car with manual gear transmission. As I would like to switch from manual to automatic on my next car it would be very helpful to hear from drivers who have had the experience of driving both types.

2006-11-20 02:40:43 · 18 answers · asked by wgh 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

i'm going to see my aunt kathy over thanksgiving in alabama and i was wondering what would happen if my dad was there? if you have read my other question you should know the story..i wouldnt want him to ask me a MILLION questions because he could've called me and asked me HISELF!! he can say hi to me BUT i dont want to get in a conversation with him just yet.. i'm not ready to talk to him like a dad or a friend...or do i need to talk to him even if i dont want to ?? i would like coments from both guys AND girls

2006-11-20 02:40:40 · 9 answers · asked by RockStar 1 in Family

the human jesus, please

2006-11-20 02:40:39 · 13 answers · asked by Ouzian 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I have a wolfdog and a german shepherd, and they both are getting shiny new collars with new tags and several new squeaky toys (absolutely a huge hit with my boys). The cats will get new pink and purple collars with ribbons (the cute girl look).

What are you planning on getting for your pets this year?

2006-11-20 02:40:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

2006-11-20 02:40:27 · 2 answers · asked by vishal v 1 in Cameras

I'm an American living in Texas (no accent no horse!) and i've been wondering what other countries think of us, our government (don't worry, i think it sucks too), economy, or anything else pertaining to us Americans.

2006-11-20 02:40:24 · 32 answers · asked by londoncalling797 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Let's assume nobody really defended themself.

2006-11-20 02:40:20 · 15 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

citizens OR aid in the poverty ridden nations of the world? Who will we help if our own country is destroyed financially and environmentally? Shouldn't we reduce the immigration back to 200,00 per year, as it was in 1965 in order to be capable of surviving on our natural resources and in order to keep our OWN country from becoming a third world nation?


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5871651411393887069
http://immigrationcounters.com/..
http://usawakeup.org/HowToDestroyAmerica.htm

Let your senators and representatives know you want Congress to reduce the NUMBER of all immigrants into the USA!!!!

2006-11-20 02:40:14 · 18 answers · asked by Lelani 2 in Immigration

2006-11-20 02:40:14 · 15 answers · asked by Arun 2 in Geography

Me and my sister were in the deep end of the pool and this lifeguard comes up to us and goes. 'Are you strong swimmers?' and I said, 'What?' and he goes 'Can you swim more then 4 lengths?' and I said no because we could swim 3. So he said to stay in the shallow end.

So how are we supposed to become more strong swimmers?

In fact the better question is why is every lifeguard i meet such a jerk?

2006-11-20 02:40:12 · 12 answers · asked by Dreamer 4 in Swimming & Diving

I already talked wiht her about sexuality, therefore I really don't know why she would look up for this. I gave her some booklets about girls and boys and we talked. I don't want to give her too much info but I also don't want her to get wrong info from somewhere else

2006-11-20 02:39:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-11-20 02:39:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

p.s. its for my band

2006-11-20 02:39:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Our 9 month old usually goes to sleep in our arms at night and we transfer her to her bed and she sleeps the entire night or if she wakes up she DOES self-soothe herself back to sleep. We have tried putting her in her crib when she is drowsy, but she just gets wide awake. She doesn't cry for us, she just is wide awake. I have been reading all this stuff about how important this is that we put her to bed drowsy----however this seems to work for us because we have a good sleeping baby. Parenting is different for everyone, I realize....but what long term BAD effects will it have later if we don't put her to bed drowsy? We really thought we were doing a great job with her and are SO happy with how she sleeps, but on the other hand, maybe we are doing something wrong? Thanks!

2006-11-20 02:39:39 · 8 answers · asked by philandkristi90 1 in Newborn & Baby

2006-11-20 02:39:37 · 4 answers · asked by mrs arun 1 in Newborn & Baby

This time I have to buy a Christmas gift for my new boss. He already has everything. He is an insurance broker.

2006-11-20 02:39:36 · 15 answers · asked by Maria P 2 in Etiquette

2006-11-20 02:39:34 · 9 answers · asked by rada589 1 in Newborn & Baby