Guy at home watching TV eating peanuts. He'd toss one, then catch it in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife called him, and as he turned to answer, the peanut fell in his ear.
He and wife tried to dig it out but only pushed it in deeper. After hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. Just about to leave the door, their daughter came home with her date. Telling him of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. Father blew, out it came. Mother and daughter jumped for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once gone the mother turned to the father and said, "Great! - isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?" The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"
2006-11-20 02:41:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh dear this is just to much, I can't stop laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You really come up with some great jokes, keep them coming!!!!!
2006-11-20 03:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-11-20 02:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe- a great guy out there foreseeing the future
2006-11-20 02:43:43 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10
2006-11-20 03:22:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I wasn't expecting the punch line. that was so funny
2006-11-20 02:44:41 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO I didn't see that one coming! Excellent joke thumbs ^
2006-11-20 02:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rofl try using your mouth it should help i often think things very much like that toward grapefruit
2016-05-21 22:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious !!
2006-11-20 05:42:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-20 05:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2006-11-20 02:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋