All categories - 19 November 2006

A king organises an archer competition for archers from all over the kingdom. The king points at the princess and says, "whoever can shoot the fruit on my daughter's head from a distance, shall win a prize."
"The first round: a papaya from 20 metres!" Nobody steps forward except a man in green. He draws his bow, loads an arrow and shoot the fruit off the princess' head. . He exclaims,"I Am... Robin!" The king praises his skill and reward him a 1000 gold.
The king continues," Round two: a starfruit from 30 metres!!" This time, a tall elegant man with flowing blond hair steps forward. In a flash of the eye, an arrow was drawn and fired!! The audience roars and applauses! He exclaims,"I Am... Legolas!!" The king smiles with admiration and reward him 2000 gold.
"Round 3: An apple at 40 metre!!!" No one stood out except a gramp. He takes out a rickety bow, stretches his arm, aim, and finally shoots. The arrow pierces thru her head and the audience went "AHH!!" He says,"I am....Sorry.."

2006-11-19 01:20:30 · 9 answers · asked by Wwhitedot 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I love whole milk, especially from the cow! MMMMMM warm and creamy.

2006-11-19 01:20:29 · 23 answers · asked by napolean d 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 01:20:23 · 5 answers · asked by Johanne 68 1 in Other - Skin & Body

2006-11-19 01:20:22 · 12 answers · asked by Ruby 3 in Gender Studies

Is religion a good thing when people use it as an excuse to commit acts of violence in the world?

2006-11-19 01:20:18 · 15 answers · asked by Kelz 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-19 01:20:09 · 17 answers · asked by Jamaican Princess 2 in Mathematics

which city do you recommend
and what is the average price for this kind of apartment

2006-11-19 01:20:07 · 3 answers · asked by farzad 1 in Thailand

i need runescae lurer or assistant scammer anyone wanna help
runescape usernames-zerouun-comacozie-

2006-11-19 01:19:55 · 4 answers · asked by samstinksya 1 in Video & Online Games

I currently do not have contract with starhub. Can I just call them to downgrade it from power talk to value plan?

Thanks

2006-11-19 01:19:53 · 6 answers · asked by DD 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

i am going to zambia thats were me and my family are going , so maybe you go to other places or your're staying home. have fun on x-mas day

2006-11-19 01:19:45 · 19 answers · asked by kangwa l 1 in Christmas

2006-11-19 01:19:39 · 9 answers · asked by Ruby 3 in Gender Studies

my coursework this term is to do an original descriptive opening for a story. my weakness is that i have real difficulty in coming up with original plots. please do u have any ideas for a quick plot; two characters, a setting and a complication. i know it wont really be my plot but i would be really grateful if u could help me come up with one. any ideas welcome!! thanks!

2006-11-19 01:19:33 · 16 answers · asked by azaa 3 in Homework Help

2006-11-19 01:19:29 · 15 answers · asked by pearl 1 in Psychology

2006-11-19 01:19:05 · 5 answers · asked by thanksfurhelp 1 in Religion & Spirituality

someone hit my wing mirror when my car was parked and drove of! grrr!
i am a single parent and cannot afford to have it replaced, is there any way i can fix it myself??
any suggestions greatly apprecaieted

2006-11-19 01:18:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renault

i normally take contraceptives but we were trying to conceive
the last time i has sex was on the 3rd october
that was the same night me and my fiance broke up.
it was a nasty break up and we want nothing to do with each other.
but i think i'm pregannt.
my period wont come it was due from the 14th last month.
what is the name of the pill i can take inorder for me to aboard (kill)the child.

and yes it is too late to take the morning after pill. so any other answers would be apreciated.
yes i'll be going to the doctor on tuesday also

thanks in advance

2006-11-19 01:18:59 · 7 answers · asked by annie 5 in Pregnancy

this guys sometimes calls me by my last name but he doesnt call any of the other girls by their last name and noone else in our group uses last names

2006-11-19 01:18:52 · 11 answers · asked by sugarsnap 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 01:18:44 · 7 answers · asked by manu 2 in Military

they cant spell my name they say its hard for them...they dont even try. when they invite us they only write my husband´s name and my first name only....no surname.
(they are spanish and im african...honestly they too have tough names by i know all their names)

2006-11-19 01:18:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2006-11-19 01:18:42 · 8 answers · asked by kothari m 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-11-19 01:18:40 · 20 answers · asked by james796294 1 in Dogs

2006-11-19 01:18:30 · 27 answers · asked by pearl 1 in Philosophy

My mom wants a digital camera for Christmas and I really want to get her one. My brother, my dad and me are probably pooling our money and get her one but I really don't know much about this. It has to be:

-Small enough to fit in a purse.
-Not too expensive (under 250 dollars)
- At least 4 megapixels
- Pretty easy to manuever.

I need some ideas on which camera to get her. Thanks!!!

2006-11-19 01:18:05 · 4 answers · asked by lysette.oxo 4 in Cameras

Well....WOULD YOU? You know what I'm talking about...

2006-11-19 01:17:48 · 6 answers · asked by Middy S 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I have been offered a salary package of Saudi Riyal 9000 at a leading investment bank in Saudi Arabia. I currently reside in Bangladesh and have three years of banking experience. I have a masters degree in business administration. I need to find out whether the package being offered is competitive, and whether it will cover my costs of living as well as to save up to get married.

2006-11-19 01:17:41 · 4 answers · asked by Jammy 1 in Careers & Employment

2006-11-19 01:17:32 · 15 answers · asked by gsingini 1 in Family

2006-11-19 01:17:29 · 8 answers · asked by chickna 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-19 01:17:17 · 9 answers · asked by THOMAS 1 in Garden & Landscape

said a blonde to a sailor.
"Yeah", said the sailor, "but why?"
"I want to go to America, and I have no money" said the blonde girl.
"I will get you on board, get you food water etc, but I want something in return...sex!"
The girl agreed.
She was sneeked aboard, put in a spare cabin, and after 5 days the girl could not stand being in the cabin any longer, so she went up on deck.
The captain saw her and asked what she was doing on his ship.
She broke down and explained about being a stowaway, and swapping food for sex.
"I feel I am being Used!" she cried.
"You certainly are young lady" said the Captain.
"This is the Mersey Ferry!"

2006-11-19 01:16:55 · 15 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles