A king organises an archer competition for archers from all over the kingdom. The king points at the princess and says, "whoever can shoot the fruit on my daughter's head from a distance, shall win a prize."
"The first round: a papaya from 20 metres!" Nobody steps forward except a man in green. He draws his bow, loads an arrow and shoot the fruit off the princess' head. . He exclaims,"I Am... Robin!" The king praises his skill and reward him a 1000 gold.
The king continues," Round two: a starfruit from 30 metres!!" This time, a tall elegant man with flowing blond hair steps forward. In a flash of the eye, an arrow was drawn and fired!! The audience roars and applauses! He exclaims,"I Am... Legolas!!" The king smiles with admiration and reward him 2000 gold.
"Round 3: An apple at 40 metre!!!" No one stood out except a gramp. He takes out a rickety bow, stretches his arm, aim, and finally shoots. The arrow pierces thru her head and the audience went "AHH!!" He says,"I am....Sorry.."
2006-11-19 01:20:30 · 9 answers · asked by Wwhitedot 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha, nice one. I was hoping it would have a better ending. There should be a story version of this joke!
2006-11-19 01:23:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer is b: precise, but not accurate. Since this is a competition, the archer obviously wants to aim for the center of the target. His arrows are all in the outer ring, which means he is not very accurate. However, his arrows land mostly in the same place, which means that he is precise, or that is he doesn't change his aim, his arrows will land in the same place each time.
2016-05-22 03:18:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAI good for gramps !!!
A commuter from New Jersey drives through the Lincoln Tunnel and into Times Square.
At a bar, an old man is approached by a prostitute, who says, "Listen, honey, it's been a slow night. I'll do anything you want for a hundred dollars, as long as you can tell me in three words."
"Okay," he replies. "Paint my house."
2006-11-19 01:26:28 · answer #3 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor princess, but funny
2006-11-19 01:28:00 · answer #4 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>> funny one, though cruel>>>
2006-11-19 02:08:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just so cruel (but funny, funny, funny)
2006-11-19 01:24:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your bad but i have to say i loved it lmao
2006-11-19 02:15:00 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhh...did not expect ending
2006-11-19 02:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh...sad ending.....but makes me smile tho.....
2006-11-19 01:35:38 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋